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"Don't attempt unless you're at least a percentage Fox and or Otter.

Seriously, you've seen what those things are capable of."

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Grilder123 ~grilder123

Digital Artist

12 years ago

XD lol XD

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

You know I'm right!

Poolboy ~poolboy

meme

12 years ago

No comment. Always no comment.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

wise!

Poolboy ~poolboy

meme

12 years ago

No comment.

Kylora ~kylora

Silly ness

12 years ago

I love my couch but .. we decided to stay friends I guess.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

You wouldn't want to deal with an unwelcome loveseat afterall.

Kylora ~kylora

Silly ness

12 years ago

Hm, depends on it´s charme.

Mitsozuka ~mitsozuka

Writer

12 years ago

Sex with furniture.

Opinion?

FUCK YO COUCH!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I'm sure many do!

Jibade ~jibade

Somewhere hiding...

12 years ago

Rick James: "Buy a new one, you rich Mutha Fucka!"

Yes. I went there.

*Coughs*

Excuse the harsh Language. I am sure it
was not needed.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

but harsh language is so much fun

Zack_Salem ~zacksalem

9 years ago

hahaha I see whay you did there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzmjGJeBJg

AntiReaper ~antireaper

king dork of north

12 years ago

..what?....

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

butt

AntiReaper ~antireaper

king dork of north

12 years ago

yours?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

where

AntiReaper ~antireaper

king dork of north

12 years ago

*pokes it* there

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

IT LIVES!

AntiReaper ~antireaper

king dork of north

12 years ago

D: Kill it! Kill it! kill it! kill it!

ChrisGryph ~chrisgryph

Writer

12 years ago

With penis.

AntiReaper ~antireaper

king dork of north

12 years ago

you silly.... You can't kill a butt with penis.... you fuck it with penis =.=

ChrisGryph ~chrisgryph

Writer

12 years ago

You can if the penis is big enough...

Flamedramonfan88 ~flamedramonfan88

Writer

12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvK-iKtkV70
go to 4:19 on this video... It's relevant :P

CasualFennec ~casualfennec

Watcher

12 years ago

What's the easiest way to get 4 Drayks on a stool?

_{Turn it upside down}

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

nope

CasualFennec ~casualfennec

Watcher

12 years ago

Yes doe.

So much yes.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

that is improper use of stools! only one stool per person!

Volteer133 ~volteer133

Art Whore

12 years ago

I've had more than one stool after a big meal

(Out of my normal range of humor but this is one of those times where it fits)

Drake000 ~drake000

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

i would have said "only if i designed it myself at havardys"

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

that works too!

Tyrse ~tyrse

Writer

12 years ago

I broke all the legs on my coffee table

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Did you blame it on termites!

Tyrse ~tyrse

Writer

12 years ago

Pfffft! No........I blamed my boyfriend

silversnake ~silversnake

Writer

12 years ago

...Why?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

because furries, they want to know the silliest things.

silversnake ~silversnake

Writer

12 years ago

Weird ._.

Kinshuka ~kinshuka

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Rabbits not involved in a sexual furry joke?! FINALLY! WE'RE NOT THE BUTT OF JOKES ANYMORE! :D

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

they'll always be our engergize bunnies of humpings

Kinshuka ~kinshuka

Digital Artist

12 years ago

And more and more of us are beginning to do the humping! >;3

Straitfox ~straitfox

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

Whut?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

get back in your padded room!

Straitfox ~straitfox

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

No!

Altallo ~altallo

Writer

12 years ago

how can you have sex with furniture? D:

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I've hard stories of people being intimate with 9/11 figurines....

Altallo ~altallo

Writer

12 years ago

D:
that's weird.....and creepy :o

zeddxvash ~zeddxvash

Writer

12 years ago

This is sure a head scratcher :3*wears you like a hat and wanders off*

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

*flings marshmallows at passersby*

gurlow ~gurlow

Photographer

12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNuqEz_GCQ

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Quite the long thinker!

Senrai ~-senrai-

Watcher

12 years ago

Suddenly collecting furniture in animal crossing turned into amassing my own personal harem...

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

who's a good little ottoman.. yes you are.. oh yes you are!!

Senrai ~-senrai-

Watcher

12 years ago

Who said you could take off the ball gag, kitchen sink?! Back in the chamber of punishment!

delphine ~delphine

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

well, it got "fur" in the name so...

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

the standards.. where have they gone!

delphine ~delphine

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

They went datta way! ->

Rosa_Ranmaru ~rosaranmaru

Art Whore

12 years ago

I'll...just leave that to the otters and foxes...and wolves too...Prolly for the best. >.>

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Wolves do try their best

Rosa_Ranmaru ~rosaranmaru

Art Whore

12 years ago

How about dragons that nibble away on candy corn? >.>

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I don't know any of those o.o

Rosa_Ranmaru ~rosaranmaru

Art Whore

12 years ago

I can totally trust that cute face...It wouldn't lie >.>

Daxyl ~daxyl

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

Make sure to use protection, we don't need anymore baby seats in the world.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

not sure how well those condoms will put up with splinters

Tankana ~tankana

Watcher

12 years ago

splinters 'there'? dude you're giving me nightmares just by thinking of it!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

it's a painful imagery

Tatsuo_Yamoishi ~tatsuoyamoishi

Watcher

12 years ago

*humps a bookcase* Its er... an analogy! Yeah, thats it, an analogy!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

LIES!

platedfx ~platedfx

12 years ago

gives a whole new meaning to "on the couch" >.>

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

words are getting tricky

Kajet ~kajet

Watcher

12 years ago

This reminds me of something that happened in SL...

God speed nameless chair humping slut.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

They had to show that chair a lesson

Lizeron ~lizeron

Ho Lizard

12 years ago

Well... I know a guy that has no difference with a furniture. Then again, the furniture might please someone better than he did!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Plastivc on the furniture isn't always what it seems

Kraken ~kraken

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

Oh god, that's a line from UHF. Love that movie.

Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss programs! All this week, on Town Talk!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

UHF .. what's that o.o?

Kraken ~kraken

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

The Wierd Al movie. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdw1ZK585RU

Vawkis ~vawkis

He who is bizarre and likeable

12 years ago

*scratches head* Is that what they meant when they said love seat?

Huh, what's next. Lazy boy makes furniture condoms?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I woudlnt' be surprised lol

Vawkis ~vawkis

He who is bizarre and likeable

12 years ago

When it comes to plush support for your back, or butt. We've gotcha covered NOW we make condoms so you can show just how much you love your furniture (Not responsible for fumes discoloring private parts, or possible failure of condoms, and thus possible impregnation of furniture, please pork your furniture responsibly)

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Safety first man.. Safety first.

Tankana ~tankana

Watcher

12 years ago

yes oh my god oh yes! finally i can get my sofa!!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Get it while it's warm!

Tankana ~tankana

Watcher

12 years ago

a nice cuddely sofa doesn't sound bad now that the winter is coming... i am form Ikea land afterall

Malibloo ~alphasoldier

12 years ago

I don't know, do washing machines count as furniture? Because then I'm quite sure I know the answer. C:

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

rattle furniture

DracoSoftscales ~dracosoftscales

Tired Dragon

12 years ago

POTATO SALAD
*rolls away*

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

poor salad :<

DracoSoftscales ~dracosoftscales

Tired Dragon

12 years ago

it knew what it was getting into

Nematious ~nematious

Watcher

12 years ago

Now I know I sleep on my bed... but I'm just using it for its comforting support!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Just how much does it comfort you is the question.

Nematious ~nematious

Watcher

12 years ago

Enough to go comatose. If you want proof I'm sure it doesn't mind being passed around, feel free to try it out.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

if I use it I can't promise you'd get it back.. it's a leezard thing

Nematious ~nematious

Watcher

12 years ago

I'd make you share its a woof thing.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

damn rules >:

Nematious ~nematious

Watcher

12 years ago

But we just want to share! Except food. What's mine is mine and what's yours is there to beg for... or steal.

tailsfetish ~tailsfetish

Art Whore

12 years ago

Ive seen sex with cars so sex with furniture seems quite easy to imagine

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

no inanimate object is safe in this fandom!

lucario10135 ~lucario10135

Writer

12 years ago

XD Nice. Reminds me of something I saw on YouTube about a guy getting arrested for screwing the umbrella hole in his patio table in his back yard/ Neighbor caught his, and he was put in therapy for...whatever... Like therapy would actually help someone's odd fetish

lucario10135 ~lucario10135

Writer

12 years ago

Ugh... typos

"/" was supposed to be "." and that one part was supposed to be "Neighbor caught him"

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

of all the weird things to stick your dick into.

lucario10135 ~lucario10135

Writer

12 years ago

I know, right? I think that was on one of the "The world's dumbest" videos

cobaltin ~cobaltin

The Purple Gay thing

12 years ago

not for anything, but foxes can suck the lacquer off a table.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I'd believe it!

rheamoon ~rheamoon

-MÖ- the artwhore-

12 years ago

...errr Die Ärzte? The naked gun? errr...Frank Drabbin? Who said it?? WHO??? X>

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

good question D:

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

12 years ago

We have a winner. Die Ärzte. Heared the beginning ONCE and it stucked in my head! Dx

rheamoon ~rheamoon

-MÖ- the artwhore-

12 years ago

Damn....ich bin gut.!!! ;) same here ... heard it ... stuck it ... errr..

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

12 years ago

How about if we annoy these people around here and talk german?

Was meinst du? ;3

rheamoon ~rheamoon

-MÖ- the artwhore-

12 years ago

Muarrrharrharrr... vor allem wenn man dann spontan in Dialekt ausbricht hehe ... was ich jetzt hier nicht tun werde, weil a) ... und nicht zu vergessen b) !!! ^v^

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

12 years ago

Oh ja b)

Ganz besonders b)

Nichts ist wichtiger als b)

*nickt*

rheamoon ~rheamoon

-MÖ- the artwhore-

12 years ago

Im Falle von überplakativem a) kann in Sondervariationen auch hie und da als perimeterverifizierender Qualsubeffizient das Substitut c) gemountet werden. Hierbei wäre allerdings wahlweise zu beachten den Corpus Cortex vektoriesierenden Variablendekonstruktor zu deplazieren. XD

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

12 years ago

...
...
*Kopf platzt*

Deathblow_6 ~deathblow6

Watcher

12 years ago

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5133015/ perfect for this topic.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

XD the way the guy spazzes out is adorable.

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Two words... Rusty springs D:

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

the horror!

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

A whole new breed of "LockJaw" XD

Mavi ~mavi

Photographer

12 years ago

depends... does the furniture have tentacles and is it possessed by demon spirits?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

>8|

Mavi ~mavi

Photographer

12 years ago

ill take that as a yes, and that would mean your dazed and confused look is due to the fact that you are thinking at that moment "oh gods! he knows!"

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Your icon... fuck yes XD

Mavi ~mavi

Photographer

12 years ago

it calls to you!

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

It's like my face is a stoopidly powerful electromagnet XD

Mavi ~mavi

Photographer

12 years ago

balls of steel man...

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Ohmygod XD

Mavi ~mavi

Photographer

12 years ago

my cock is your god now! .... ok, enough puns. i am sorry.

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Oh no! You're fine! ^,...^

Casodin ~casodin

Photographer

12 years ago

There is a back story to this and I'm afraid to ask what it is.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

none that I know of xD it was just completely brought up at random

Casodin ~casodin

Photographer

12 years ago

Odd.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Janus has great moments like that haha

Casodin ~casodin

Photographer

12 years ago

WOOT!

SocialScalie ~socialscalie

Digital Artist

12 years ago

so otters have moved up a notch and bumped the huskies off the top sluts?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Man I haven't seen huskies in a long while.

Zencando ~zencando

Writer

12 years ago

As long as the furniture doesn't say no, its fair game

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

That nightstand will never see it coming

Volteer133 ~volteer133

Art Whore

12 years ago

Is it just going to be a one night stand or are you going think about extending the agreement?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

wrong kind of stand!

Busterdrag ~busterdrag

Watcher

12 years ago

I'm sure Drayk has enough training to take a few pieces of furniture.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Kindling :3

The Tennytons ~red899

Hobbyist

12 years ago

No comment

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

good answer!

Selena112 ~selena112

Digital Artist

12 years ago

All of the furniture in my room is IKEA... furniture orgy?

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

once you go to sleep, they will commence.

Selena112 ~selena112

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Oh my.

EchoFireant ~echofireant

Art Whore

12 years ago

"Ouch?" I think that's an appropriate comment :P

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

why can't I drown you D:

EchoFireant ~echofireant

Art Whore

12 years ago

Because I'm always around :P

Nikki ~backstabber

Components of Flesh & Bone

12 years ago

I got this..

*grabs can of kerosene and a match*

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

nuuuuuu

Nikki ~backstabber

Components of Flesh & Bone

12 years ago

Do you want to catch the gay from your couch? >:/

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I can fix it! I have jumper cables

Nikki ~backstabber

Components of Flesh & Bone

12 years ago

Will that actually work? o.O

lain ~lain

Crazy Chiroptephile

12 years ago

Sybian = Furniature!!!!

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

no comment lol

lain ~lain

Crazy Chiroptephile

12 years ago

Cos its true!!!!!!!!

Xanthus ~xanthus

Top Tier Rar

12 years ago

Reminds me of furniture porn. That site was hilarious. :D

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

there was an actual site? oh good lord

driftlock ~driftlock

Watcher

12 years ago

Pretty sure every Ikea instruction manual I've seen has included this as a necessary step to make your furniture feel at home...

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

It's all about making it feel welcome.

mikeloceanlane ~mikeloceanlane

Art Whore

12 years ago

Sex with furniture? D:

with furniture? like this? http://tinylink.net/64793

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

yikes xD

gigaus0 ~gigaus0

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

I have to ask, what if you're not part fox and or otter then? o3o

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Then you'll end up like MR Hands

gigaus0 ~gigaus0

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

who? ow0

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Mr hands is a guy that took it in the ass from a horse... it didn't end well.

gigaus0 ~gigaus0

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

...Why is he called mr hands then? <w<

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

cause that was his literal name

gigaus0 ~gigaus0

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

.....Is this a real person, or are you fking with my head again? =w=

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumcl.....horse_sex_case

gigaus0 ~gigaus0

Traditional Artist

12 years ago

oAo well...okay then

cromignon ~cromignon

Ball Washer

12 years ago

mmm, Brazilian hard woods...

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

Never underestimate that Dark Wood

cromignon ~cromignon

Ball Washer

12 years ago

lol, like cherry wood, and the various types of nut trees?

ICEman ~iceman

Watcher

12 years ago

if you were a piece of furniture, you'd be a chair with only three legs with no back rest.

Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

I like those stools ^.^ They're comfy

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Drayk ~drayk

Watcher

12 years ago

are you having fun there xD

FurriaK ~furriak

Watcher, listener.

12 years ago

I really like 'er. I can sit on 'er anylong i want, she easily slides in any position i'm comfortable in, and never affraids to go all the way up. Also, she's got a nice skin & never asks me to clean her bottom after each usage.

Her name is Markus.

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