ok i heard a really funny joke from a kid today at schoole and it was like ok well first of al you have to know we were toked
like 100% bLITZED
anyways it is politics and has obama:
it goes: ones upon a time there was a guy who died and he went to heaven and there was saint peter and he was like why are there
so many clocks on your wall saint peter and saint peter was like uh ok those are like lie clocks and evefry time you lie ur clock goes up and he was
like lol ok oh look thers will smith oh look theres paula deen hey wear is obama's clcok and SAINT PETER WAS LIKE ITS IN J ESUS'S OFFICE AS A CEILING FAN

... (if you dont find that funny your obviously not on weed)...

ok wait i take that back because clocks usually have glase overt them????
i think i told the joke wrong....

it was funy!!! I get joke bencuased i an smart preson