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You have the right to remain unsightly.
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you with a ten foot pole.
You have the right to an attorney, if one does not want to serve your ugly ass you will be appointed some poor soul of a justice department lawyer.
Do you understand the rights I have just read you?
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you with a ten foot pole.
You have the right to an attorney, if one does not want to serve your ugly ass you will be appointed some poor soul of a justice department lawyer.
Do you understand the rights I have just read you?
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I can probably edit this to sound better, but:
Patrick: [Says It In Shock] Oh… OH!! I CAUGHT THE UGLY!!! [SpongeBob walks in]
SpongeBob: Patrick, is everything OK in here? [he hears Patrick sobbing. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting on the toilet with a bag over his head] What are you doing in there, Patrick?
Patrick: Wouldn't you like to know?
SpongeBob: And why is that bag on your head?
Patrick: Why? Oh, no reason. Except you gave me the ugly! [he whips the bag off. SpongeBob recoils and gasps. Patrick walks out] What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this!
SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! [his breath reaches SpongeBob and he holds his nose in disgust] I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.
Patrick: [Says It In Shock] Oh… OH!! I CAUGHT THE UGLY!!! [SpongeBob walks in]
SpongeBob: Patrick, is everything OK in here? [he hears Patrick sobbing. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting on the toilet with a bag over his head] What are you doing in there, Patrick?
Patrick: Wouldn't you like to know?
SpongeBob: And why is that bag on your head?
Patrick: Why? Oh, no reason. Except you gave me the ugly! [he whips the bag off. SpongeBob recoils and gasps. Patrick walks out] What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this!
SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! [his breath reaches SpongeBob and he holds his nose in disgust] I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.
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