typical! the british never could do anything right, (my dad said so) those are all upside down!

Ha. We could never do anything right? Yet the British Empire once spanned 3/4 of the known world. :P

yep you fought islamic jihad for all those years, thanks i appreciate it. but unfortunately you let some of them live to fight us all again another day. So they pretended to become good British subjects, until they can strike again

My dad was referring to the british tanks and armored vehicles in his war, WW2, I know for certain he would say nothing bad about the Lee-Enfield .303. but your tanks ...seriously 'the matilda?' The 6 pounder was a great gun why not put on a tank chasis and use it instead of the other woefully outclasses tank you did have, the name escapes me it was named after the greatest Prime Minister your country ever had. Except for maybe Disraeli, Warpole, Maggie or Tony.

Hmph!
My ass spans 3/4 of my swivel chair, but that doesn't mean that I'm fat!!!
Yeah!!!

Ahh, but THAT's where you are wrong! Never underestimate the ability of hte british to self-depreciate themselves!!!

*Tosses a pic-a-nic basket at you*
RUN FOOO RUUUUNNNNN

eep!

they dont look like anything bad

or "don't shoot until you can see the rust in thier eyes