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Kiki: "Hi there, and welcome to S-Mart! Hmmm... that's the third Egyptian Book of the Dead we've sold this hour. Ah well. That'll be $23.23. What? You want to know about the chainsaw noise? Oh, that's probably the manager, Mr. William G. Ashes. He's the head of the Housewares Department so he's probably demonstrating some of our merchandise. Now I have an important question for you. Do you want paper or plastic?"
William: "Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!"
Evil Dead is Copyrighted Sam Raimi
Kiki, Williams, Zombies and Artwork are Copyrighted FluffBall
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/
William: "Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!"
Evil Dead is Copyrighted Sam Raimi
Kiki, Williams, Zombies and Artwork are Copyrighted FluffBall
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Cheetah
Size 814 x 633px
File Size 634.5 kB
Ashley Williams...A chainsaw....and deadite scum......
Yes, children, there will be blood.
Ash- "Yeah.... Allright, you primitive screwheads, listen up....
Ya see this?
Thiiiiiss....is-my-BOOM-STICK!!!
It's a twelve-gauge double barrel Remington. S-Mart's top-o-the-line.
It's got a full walnut stock, Blue Cobalt steel casing....and a hair trigger.
Yes, this baby was made in the badboy town of Dearborn, Michigan.
That's right....Shop smart....shop S-Mart...
YA GOT THAT?!!???
Now-I-swear...the next one of you primates even so much as touches me....
**screams as he turns around thusly and gives off a sudden shot, buckshot landing in some deadite's craw, then another shot to the crotch, then another to the gut, and finally one in the old braincase...and the threat is over. The crowd slowly turns to look back at him as he blows the barrel cool before swinging his old-trusty like a six-gun and slipping it back into the sheath on his back.**
....yeah...."
Yes, children, there will be blood.
Ash- "Yeah.... Allright, you primitive screwheads, listen up....
Ya see this?
Thiiiiiss....is-my-BOOM-STICK!!!
It's a twelve-gauge double barrel Remington. S-Mart's top-o-the-line.
It's got a full walnut stock, Blue Cobalt steel casing....and a hair trigger.
Yes, this baby was made in the badboy town of Dearborn, Michigan.
That's right....Shop smart....shop S-Mart...
YA GOT THAT?!!???
Now-I-swear...the next one of you primates even so much as touches me....
**screams as he turns around thusly and gives off a sudden shot, buckshot landing in some deadite's craw, then another shot to the crotch, then another to the gut, and finally one in the old braincase...and the threat is over. The crowd slowly turns to look back at him as he blows the barrel cool before swinging his old-trusty like a six-gun and slipping it back into the sheath on his back.**
....yeah...."
Wait... I thought Ash's full first name was "Ashley" I'm not saying this for a lol but I played one or two of the Evil Dead games (they could have done better) I think number 2. I had to retrive his chainsaw and his boomstick from a box that was marked "Ashley"
Heres a link to the IMDB page for Evil Dead [ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/ ] It clearly states that his name is Ashley J Williams
Now am I wrong? Does it have the name backwards? Is the name Ash referring to a shorter more cool version of his last name? O.o
Heres a link to the IMDB page for Evil Dead [ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/ ] It clearly states that his name is Ashley J Williams
Now am I wrong? Does it have the name backwards? Is the name Ash referring to a shorter more cool version of his last name? O.o
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