Hey, what do you call a pumpkin that talks back?
A "sass-squash"! Hyuck hyuck!

My family and I have gotten into the tradition of intentionally finding strangely shaped pumpkins for carving each Halloween. I picked this pumpkin, thinking the shape would lend itself to being made into a skull. I got lazy though, and my little brother ended up carving it- all for the best though, I think- it's not exactly how I'd have done it, but probably better after all!