What did Mr. Peanut say when a pickpocket tried to make off with his monocle?
"Legume my chain!" Hardy har har.

My family and I have gotten into the tradition of intentionally finding strangely shaped pumpkins for carving each Halloween. My keen little bro picked and carved this one in the likeness of that classy old nut we all know and love, but would be terrified to run into on the street. For a 13 year old, his artistic talents blow me away.