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Do I have to say something here? Look at the picture, it's got all sorts of words in it, can't you just be happy with those words?
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Actually, yeah, he was. I am used to chatting via mic with folks who have a german accent, and I actually do get a number of British, Aussie, and Irish customers at the stores I've worked for, so the hardest part there is the slang. But the texan had a HORRID drawl. I weep for the fact that I have to say that El Presidente Jorge Bush is MORE understandable than this guy is.
Also, note that she has more then one religious symbol tucked away there, ready for anything.
Though she's an awesome looker, speaking as a GM I'd hate to have a player like this. There's more to my games then strength, power, and the ability to hold your sword between your chainmail bikini'd breasts!
Though she's an awesome looker, speaking as a GM I'd hate to have a player like this. There's more to my games then strength, power, and the ability to hold your sword between your chainmail bikini'd breasts!
Dex isn't so useful for Fighters and Clerics who will probably be wearing heavy armor that restricts them to at most a +1 Dex bonus. Fighters should pile on Strength and Consitution instead. Clerics need their Wisdom and (if planning to turn undead or spend turn undead attempts for something else) Charisma, otherwise Con or Int. Never underestimate the benefit of having a few extra skill points for something other than Concentrate and Knowledge (Religion) - you never know when the Bard or Sorcerer won't be around to make a diplomacy check for you. Erm...not that I've given this any thought...no...not me.
(^.^)
(^.^)
Well, there are times where I like to throw ambushes at the party when they are not prepared for a full scale war against an army. Such as when they are sleeping, when the cleric and warriors will not be wearing their Mk VII Imperator Plate Armour, and have to fight or die by their own ability, just like any mage or sorc does.
Yeah, but the fighter and cleric usually have the hitpoints to survive that unlike the Sor/Wiz, and both can at least grab their shields. If they've been adventuring a while, they may have one or more easy to don items that grant bonuses to AC as well e.g. boots (usually dodge), bracers (usually deflection), or amulets (usually natural).
Let me be *truly* pathetic in extrapolating as to the nature of her rules lawyering...
Classwise, she's some sort of barbarian/monk or barbarian/rogue. Heck, maybe even monk/scout. The shortsword suggests that she's doing some sort of two-weapon fighting/weapon finesse combination.
Classwise, she's some sort of barbarian/monk or barbarian/rogue. Heck, maybe even monk/scout. The shortsword suggests that she's doing some sort of two-weapon fighting/weapon finesse combination.
She probably isn't a monk, considering that even a chainmail bikini would, according to the rules interfere with the monk's special abilities, barbarian/rogue is possible, my guess with that combination would be a Frienzied Berserker for the prestige class, which would give her the ability to charge in, and unleash a swath of bloody raging death..;.
My brother would playing, he'd be the magic user, and he would kick everything's ass with that bunny. He's evil when he plays role playing games.
Let me put it to you this way. He beat two drakes single handed, with nothing more than a single cast of a wind spell. Another time, he escaped from a jail cell using a single gold coin.
Let me put it to you this way. He beat two drakes single handed, with nothing more than a single cast of a wind spell. Another time, he escaped from a jail cell using a single gold coin.
You might be right, B. Where could I possibly get the idea that a picture would have a Giant Wang or subtle erection joke particularly when there's a Buff girl involved?
(Hope that worked.)
-SP
(Hope that worked.)
-SP
I admit I've rerolled a gazillion times when I made my character in Baldur's Gate and similar games. I've read about how you can make a super-powerful Dwarf Fighter/Bard/Dragon Deciple in Neverwinter Nights 2 who has a silly amount of stats and is immune to fire as well and can kick down anything that comes his way.
I've been known to re-roll in Temple of Elemental Evil a few times, but that usually results in a hilarious mix of high-low stats. It's always fun to make a character that's immensely strong in certain areas but extremely vulnerable in others. Like a fighter with massive strength, dex and con but with the wisdom of melted cheese.
Yeah, making characters with no weaknesses at all is boring. It's just like cheating - it takes all the challenge and peril out of the game.
I'm reminded of making a stupid character in the Fallout games. If you give your character really low Intelligence, he becomes so stupid he can barely hold any conversation with anyone in the whole game (although I hear you can have a funny talk with an equally dim NPC).
I'm reminded of making a stupid character in the Fallout games. If you give your character really low Intelligence, he becomes so stupid he can barely hold any conversation with anyone in the whole game (although I hear you can have a funny talk with an equally dim NPC).
Cor, what a mess.
Frankly, I would've just played a monk or barbarian with the Vow of poverty feat.
Player 1: "You have a robe, sandals and a quarterstaff?"
Player 2 (the new guy) "Ha Ha!"
DM: *Facepalm*
ME: "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Typically, though, I DM, and I'd like to see this characters luck stat...
Frankly, I would've just played a monk or barbarian with the Vow of poverty feat.
Player 1: "You have a robe, sandals and a quarterstaff?"
Player 2 (the new guy) "Ha Ha!"
DM: *Facepalm*
ME: "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Typically, though, I DM, and I'd like to see this characters luck stat...
no no no its all about the metagaming. remember there is such a thing as physics and chemical reactions.
first have a high intelligence. Next look at the properties of alchemist fire, once the bottle breaks it combusts (o2 must be what it is reacting with). As some of you may know a diesel works by first compressing air then injecting the fuel into the heated compressed air making the fuel burn immediately. So since there isnt any electricity needed (dont tell the dm about how to crank it over and start it) It will run really nicely on standard adventure store #2 grade alchemists fire, or corn oil, kerosene, lamp oil, and I'm sure you can come up with more combustible liquids. Now simply make a non enchanted construct in the form of your favorite ww2 tank and install the engine.
making your own flintlocks to full metal jacket guns
Take some of your knowledge about saltpeter and what may be on those useful matchsticks. ram this down a tube with some metal scrap. heat up the sealed end of the pipe, and watch the shrapnel fly. Now make a small hole and put a flintlock near it. Then make the powder in a shell with a small percussion cap place a bullet inside and clamp it down put that into your specially designed clip and blow away those endless pesky goblins that much faster. Now for the rifling ever wondered why when you spin your sword, staff, spear, etc why it stays vertical longer than if you just let it go?? I will leave implementing this against your dm up to you
best way to roll your stats saves attacks and damadge
Use your laptop there is no eraser marks and you can run programs like mathmatica to reroll with the click of the enter button, and the dm wonders why im always hitting with criticals.
first have a high intelligence. Next look at the properties of alchemist fire, once the bottle breaks it combusts (o2 must be what it is reacting with). As some of you may know a diesel works by first compressing air then injecting the fuel into the heated compressed air making the fuel burn immediately. So since there isnt any electricity needed (dont tell the dm about how to crank it over and start it) It will run really nicely on standard adventure store #2 grade alchemists fire, or corn oil, kerosene, lamp oil, and I'm sure you can come up with more combustible liquids. Now simply make a non enchanted construct in the form of your favorite ww2 tank and install the engine.
making your own flintlocks to full metal jacket guns
Take some of your knowledge about saltpeter and what may be on those useful matchsticks. ram this down a tube with some metal scrap. heat up the sealed end of the pipe, and watch the shrapnel fly. Now make a small hole and put a flintlock near it. Then make the powder in a shell with a small percussion cap place a bullet inside and clamp it down put that into your specially designed clip and blow away those endless pesky goblins that much faster. Now for the rifling ever wondered why when you spin your sword, staff, spear, etc why it stays vertical longer than if you just let it go?? I will leave implementing this against your dm up to you
best way to roll your stats saves attacks and damadge
Use your laptop there is no eraser marks and you can run programs like mathmatica to reroll with the click of the enter button, and the dm wonders why im always hitting with criticals.
Story time kiddies:
I did this once. It was a fun game based on DiskWorld. Up is down, left is right. It's awesome.
I was the female, though. Picked a werewolf, made 'um "overweight" gave them all kinds of balances so I could make them really strong. Which is stupid, cause outside of fire and silver, werewolves don't die. I spent hours on it, and it was my very first character.
My friend was the male here. ... but his "Mr. Fidgety"? It was a Steam-and-Dwarf powered Wood-Framed Tank, with real working, 360 degree rotating, cannon ball launching cannon. HE played a female elf stripper. The Tank was a "freebie" from the DM.
My freebie? ... it was a cart... to hold my merchant's wares... which was porn.
(Later, the porn got set on fire. Along with my guns.)
I did this once. It was a fun game based on DiskWorld. Up is down, left is right. It's awesome.
I was the female, though. Picked a werewolf, made 'um "overweight" gave them all kinds of balances so I could make them really strong. Which is stupid, cause outside of fire and silver, werewolves don't die. I spent hours on it, and it was my very first character.
My friend was the male here. ... but his "Mr. Fidgety"? It was a Steam-and-Dwarf powered Wood-Framed Tank, with real working, 360 degree rotating, cannon ball launching cannon. HE played a female elf stripper. The Tank was a "freebie" from the DM.
My freebie? ... it was a cart... to hold my merchant's wares... which was porn.
(Later, the porn got set on fire. Along with my guns.)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/castlel.....rlfollies.html <--- one of these stories has a wonderful way for any DM to eliminate problem munchkins. Though there's always the Inexplicably Precise Meteor Strike if you want to be less subtle.
And Mister Fidgety is awesome XD
And Mister Fidgety is awesome XD
I was listening to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjs.....lA_ME&NR=1
And suddenly when I saw your animated avatar moving with the beat I couldn't help but laugh!
Dance Wolverine! Dance!
-B!
And suddenly when I saw your animated avatar moving with the beat I couldn't help but laugh!
Dance Wolverine! Dance!
-B!
wall of comments! sadly this reminds me of one player in my group.. he spends weeks building characters that, while its by the rules for the system, for the level we are at.. hejs always disgustingly effing powerful compared to the normal people. I get griped at, and even when i limit his access to such things something always happens. >.> then again he coud help the other players but..... I dont see that happening. heh
I know someone like that myself... actually I know a few people like that...
But when it comes to gamers I can see two distinctive branches. One has spent an unimaginable time learning each and ever rule and a way around each and every said rule and can make a god at level one.
And then there are those of us that play just for fun, and know the touch of a woman! (or man... or sea otter... whatever you're in to...)
-B!
But when it comes to gamers I can see two distinctive branches. One has spent an unimaginable time learning each and ever rule and a way around each and every said rule and can make a god at level one.
And then there are those of us that play just for fun, and know the touch of a woman! (or man... or sea otter... whatever you're in to...)
-B!
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