Pekapoo, a breed that I have affectionately named "Pookaburras."

Charlie Sugarwoofer Chaplin is my Pookaburra, and he is the cutest, most sarcastic little bugger I've ever had the pleasure of sharing the foot-space of my bed with. He is smart, but pretends to be stupid, and is not above making an idiot of himself just to get attention (running into walls, getting his head stuck in ice cream cartons, etc.) He is a living satire of dog-kind and admires/imitates cats. One day I hope to get him a "kitty sister" to keep him company while I'm out during the day. He'd be a great companion for a feline; he even knows comedic timing and how to turn his head to sneeze.

I'm just sitting in my dorm writing essay after essay missing this little ball of fluff and nonsense.

I'll return to you soon, you ridiculous pooch.