A gift for a friend of mine after we broke up. I felt like a terrible person because the previous friday she had given me a kiss as a present... I didn't much like it, it just gave me a weird, uncomfortable feeling all over. Anyways, we're still friends thanks to dear Nicole's boundless patience and ability to forgive. The title is, yes, derived from the song by Fall Out Boy, because it sort of inspired it.

huh... do you think "Gunning Down Romance" might've been a better title?