Sorry, three days of having to wake up at 3am took its toll on me. XP




You decide that it would be a smart idea to stay hidden in your little bush. Sure, you have a small belly now, but Trapinch was never an amazingly fast Pokemon to begin with, and you doubt whoever is approaching will be dumb enough to stand there and continue arguing while you beat them up. On top of that, for all you know, the two Pokemon could be a pair of Magikarp or a pair of Tyranitar.
As quietly as possible, you clear yourself a small hole to peep through at the newcomers. Whatever they’re arguing about, it must be super important.
“I’m telling you, there is nothing in the world as sexy as butts! If you don’t agree with that, clearly you are insane!” The speaker, a Meowth with bright green eyes, has his paws on his hips and is glaring at his companion.
The other Pokemon is a meek looking black Charmander. He tilts his head to one side in confusion at his companion’s statement. “I didn’t say butts weren’t cute… I was just saying that a nice foot is the sexiest thing out there…”
There is silence for a moment and then the two begin bickering again. You were expecting something more… important to be the subject of their argument. After all, the two are making enough noise to wake the dead. Besides, everyone with a brain knows that a nice pudgy belly trumps feet and butts.
You begin to wonder how you should deal with this situation. You’re still alone in this world, and the only other Pokemon you’ve met so far is bubbling away in your gut from their attempts at hostility. You could reveal yourself to the pair and find some way to try and make friends with both, although the chances of that might be slim to none. Or you could pick one and try to befriend him, but who knows how the other one would react? Or a walking buffet could be unsuspectingly presenting itself to you, but you’ll have to be on your toes and bring your A-game to take them both on at once. Thinking about your talent as a Trapinch, is there something else you can do to keep things from being 2 on 1? A small part of your mind tells you that you could just stay in the bush, let the two pass completely, and then go about your business, but where’s the fun in that?
As the two come about even with your bush, you decide that now’s the best time to make up your mind.



VOTING TIME

>> Stay hidden; don’t get involved in other people’s arguments
>> Leave your bush and approach the pair in a friendly manner
>> Attack!
…. Attack the Meowth
…. Attack the Charmander
…. Attack both
>> Set up a trap
….Target the Meowth
….Target the Charmander


Voting closed