I will forever remember the moment when, while in the process of submitting this, I looked over to the right hand side to read, "This is your submission." I was confronted with the now familiar sight of Alice Cooper's grainy mugshot, from one of many Freak Out Song! bootlegs, doctored with digital paint to resemble what can only be described as a demonic possession in progress by Mr. Bill, apparently for the sole purpose of blowing a whistle.

Yes, this is indeed my submission.