I've grown out my winter coat and you can nuzzle up between my fluff and hot bod

Tis the season to be lifting
Santa Dodge is coming (thats it)
OH HOT DAMN NIGHT the stars are brightly shining
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell co-... you see where this is going

Lets wrestle under the tree and make it a white christmas hmu at 1-555-IAMADOG

Try not to judge too hard