Jiminy Cricket was too late
What if Jiminy hadn't gotten back to the pool hall in time? What if the movie followed the book more closely and Pinocchio was changed entirely? (It's true. Read the original book.) Here's my take on donkey pinocchio. It least he doesn't have to be wooden anymore.
Category All / Transformation
Species Donkey / Mule
Size 407 x 477px
File Size 51.5 kB
I always wondered why he was going to become a grey donkey while everyone else became brown ones.
Okay Pinoke, time to run after Lampy so you guys can end up in the same crate (or somehow escape the island) and be little donkey pals together. If you can still talk, then drink some more beer. Heck, share some with Lampy, you're already donkeys, it's not like you can get any worse. Er, then again, those tend to be famous last words.
Still, at least this way, if Pinoke did freak out and catch up to Lampy, he wouldn't just run off only to end up God knows where.
Okay Pinoke, time to run after Lampy so you guys can end up in the same crate (or somehow escape the island) and be little donkey pals together. If you can still talk, then drink some more beer. Heck, share some with Lampy, you're already donkeys, it's not like you can get any worse. Er, then again, those tend to be famous last words.
Still, at least this way, if Pinoke did freak out and catch up to Lampy, he wouldn't just run off only to end up God knows where.
I used to have the original book, the cricket was splatted in the first few chapters (pinocchio threw his shoe at him) pinocchio meant well but wasn't too bright, allowing him to get easily tricked by the other schoolkids (He also cried a lot when he knew he was in the wrong and was also lazy). That one kid that got fully turned in the movie? He DIED in the book because his owner was as much of an ass as he was now literally.
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