I've got this idea in my head that's been running around up there for about a year now, and I really want to do something with it.

See, I'm a bit of a Ninja Turtle Fan. Scratch that, I'm a really big Ninja Turtle fan. And I used to own ferrets, which are quite possibly some of the funniest and strangest creatures you'll meet.

Anyway, I wanted to do a spoof on Ninja Turtles, with the mindset of 'what would it be like if they were ninja ferrets instead?' So I created four ferrets and their ferrety personalities.

This is Beethoven, also called Beet (but probably pronounced like Bait), who's a Panda Mitt. Panda Mitts have a genetic disorder and they sometimes can be deaf. Irony, yes. Beet likes to chew on things, including wires and stuff, and has likely lost some braincells in the process. So he's not quite 'there'.

He wears a yellow eye band in leue of a ferret mask.