Got flipped turned upside-down,
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a con called ConFuzzled,

In west Great Britain born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all trollin' some tards outside of the forums,
When a couple of furs who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my gaming thread
I got in one little fight and my mod got scared
they said 'You're banned from the forums for three weeks so there!'

I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they blocked my I.P. and sent me on my way,
They gave me a hug and then they gave me my ticket.
I put my iPod on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Third class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a cardboard cup.
Is this what the furries of ConFuzzled living like?
Eehhhhhh, this -might- be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool dragon?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of ConFuzzled!

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a fur who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get yiffed yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'YIFF' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to ConFuzzled!'

I pulled up to the hotel about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of ConFuzzled!

Photo by  Khranok