Last time you heard, he was dating a stripped, and now you are happily married. ^_^ Funny how things go. It revealed an interesting side of you. :)

I aim to please.

Good! Please me more!

Interesting. You have quite a light tone in this, although some of the concepts are pretty serious. I laughed in the beginning. "[...] a pirate and Jesus." What is happening here? Nearly fell my chair. Then the ending is just sad. And now, as I read Cerih's comment, the whole tale just seems... deranged. The reality just can't cease amusing me. How amazing and farfetched a story can be, the reality wins it in the end.

Great short piece, I truly enjoyed reading this.