As the Ralts reaches out to take the spoon, you pull back, away from her greedy paws. If she can be greedy, so can you. “Uh, no, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me. Pay me first, and then you can have the spoon.”
The Ralts furrows her brow and glares at you. “Give it here. Now. Or I will destroy you.” Well now, that sounded like a threat if you’ve ever heard one… Great, your first official mission and the client wants to kick your ass. How did you manage this one? Then again, so long as she makes the first move, you can claim it was in self-defense. So you decide to remain calm and stand your ground.
“No, you’re being a rude little thing. I went through a lot of trouble getting this spoon and you don’t seem to care at all.” You growl at her. “If it means so much to you, why didn’t you go get it yourself? Why not run and get it yourself? So fork over the cash or no spoon for you!”
Ralts puts her paws on her hips and stares at you. “If you really must know, playing fetch is for little ill educated peons like you. Hand it over now, or suffer the consequences.”
“No. Pay me first.” You’re biting your lip at this point, fighting the urge to just simply beat the tar out of her and walk away. After all the annoyance of Volsar, it’s frustrating to find out just how right he was!
With a roar that sounds more like a squeak, the Ralts points. She wraps her tiny paws around the spoon and starts to pull on it, trying to yank it out of your grip. You cling on to it with your little front legs as hard as you can. Finally, an evil thought occurs to you and you let go of the spoon. Thrown off balance, the Ralts tumbles head over heels, until she hits the wall behind her with a loud thump.
For the moment, she appears to be dazed, but there is no telling just how long that will last. You have several options from here. You could just up and leave. She’s got her spoon, you didn’t really have too much trouble, and she was probably just going to give you some chump change anyway. Or you can solve the problem by eating her. At the moment, she’s incapable of fighting back, but that could last long enough for you to remove her from the picture, or it could wear off the second you get close to her. It’s a risk. Then again, if you were to attack her now, you could probably do a fair bit of damage. If she was unconscious, eating her would be as simple as pie, but you have no idea how strong she is, or if she’s in possession of a spoon that amplifies her power…


VOTING TIME:
>> Cut your losses and run!
>> Attempt to eat! She even comes with her own utensil!
>> Let’s rumble! Sort things out when she’s taking a forced nap!

Voting closes on November 28th, 1pm EST