There exists the trashiest website called the Mt.Holyoke Confessional where girls from my school can anonymously bitch each other out. It's an endless torrent of hatred. A whole bunch of Mt. Holyoke students love making themselves feel better than their peers. I did this drawing while under the influence of alcohol, so please forgive quality. This animal embodies the "Confessional Mentality".

Features:
-The long legs represent its inherent superiority. This creature cannot be wrong. It is the number one authority on all subjects and you have no right to attack its point of view.
-Enlarged mouth for excessive yelling and bullshit comments.
-Razor-sharp teeth for biting off the heads of others when offended or "triggered".
-Lacks a gender, so it can take offense at any "sexist" comment.
-Huge hooves for stomping those seen as inferior.
-The many colors represent every race. This creature can and will take offense at every comment it deems "racist" regardless of the race to which the comment pertains.
-It has the green eyes of envy. It wants everything except for what it already has.
-Narrow pupils prohibit this creature from seeing things from the perspective of another.