elkiunico returned to my table this year with a new request for his character charging (*ahem*) on an inflatable steed to glory! As it turns out I've been playing a lot of pinball games recently and one of my favorites is the 1997 Williams classic "Medieval Madness" and the dialogue quips are firmly lodged in my memory and several of them are specific to jousting:

"Sir Missalot charges the center lane!"
"Ooh, Sir Moovenstein is down!"
"Sir Loin-of-Beef with the shishkabob!"
"OH MY, HE BREAKS THE LANCE!"

One of my favorite quotes (an exultation of your jousting performance, actually) was what I had to include on this picture though. :)

Something tells me that Unico is a bit too pointy in this current configuration for the fun to last...