"Do it drunk"

Damn, that hydration.

*Hugs you* Need a lift?

Good picture.

Fucking POG job.....I never got to do fun stuff like this a whole lot! D:

... are you complaining about that? :P

I'd rather complain that my legs hurt as opposed to saying that work is boring or my ass hurts! XD

Were you sneaking buttsex in while on the job, Mr.?

Maaaaaaaaaaybe. :3

Weren't you a food inspector or something too?!?!? Not around the food, man!

Well....just like Ted, I STILL got a promotion. XD

Looks like you're wearing a grandma's sofa cover. Oh wait...that's your uniform.

I hated Rucking. The 82nd had us do a ruck twice a year, and I just sucked at it

You need to come visit out here, we'll do the up-and-over the medusa ridgeline to
Sierra vista hike. That one damned near kille me.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*Looks back over shoulder at you 5 miles behind* >;3

I'll catch up with you when you hit the IED.

*Steals all the wiring in it an dkeeps the shinie copper*

"We have met the enemy, and he's our swollen feet..."

12 miles? 3 hours do it in? Air Assault!

Well seeing as how a 12K is only over 6 miles and 2 1/2 hours is really slow for that... And usually I run most of my ruck marches so...

Ruck marches. I can't run worth a damn but you put a ruck on my back and put me at the lead of the formation and I'm hurting some feelings by Mile 3.

Heh, how about ruck runs then? :P

I am firmly of the belief that "ruck" and "run" are mutually exclusive. Running with significant weight in a ruck is a surefire plan to fuck up everything up to and including getting out of bed that morning. You can move out, -fast- with a Ruck, without running. It smokes the dog shit out of you and hurts like hell the next day, but you can get there without guaranteeing a disability check after your time is done.

I think leaders who proscribe "Ruck runs" in general oras a manner of stressing the body before doing something like a shoot ("Battle March & Shoot" bullshit.) with 45+ pounds in the ruck are demonstrating basic failures in planning. Nobody's going to the fight with that weight on and even if we were the second we'd haul ass the rucks are getting dropped on the spot.
Better idea: "Geared for the fight"; All battle gear and armor plus an assault pack with extra water and ammo and maybe a 81mm mortar if you want to be goofy. Assault pack shouldn't break 20 pounds.

But hey, that's just me.

Rant rant rave rave.

So much from a little joke, haha.

What ya need to do for training is snort some Jack'd 3D, down a C4 and Coffee, throw on an IOTV, a 100 lbs ruck, an elevation mask and go for sprints

I know it was a joke, I just flip a breaker in my mind everytime someone's like "Hey let's go for a ruck run! That's great PT!" No, that's just masochism.

What's in your coffee mug? CAFFEINE & HATE. ...And sometimes Whiskey.

Then we can go make buffalo meat snowmen!

The rage you feel when someone starts the Slinky effect...

Thats why I'm glad I'm in the 1st Squad haha.

Your so Lucky! i am in 4th platoon 3rd squad... all the way in the back

Least it's not weapons. They had the shit kicked out of them the last 6 days of thick vegeation then a six mile best platoon lane this morning right after

daaaang, and what MOS are you? because if i ever reclass, i deffinitely dont that MOS hahaha

11B. Infantry baby

PHEW, haha i had the opprotunity for that, and im kinda glad i didnt take it haha. 35S, Intel Baby

Hehee one day, when im old and broke, ill go pog =<^.^>=

Haha, hey, join the dark side, we have cookies lol

Id scare so many of them if I became an office NCO haha

We did have a SFC who was our orderly room NCO, he was 11B who reclassed.. alot of people were scared of him, i personally thought the guy was cool as hell but. thats neither here nor there

Thats how it usually is. Act tough and scare everyone but on reality be chill

Why did you shut down your account? O.o

Why did you disable your account?