Oh captain jack, I'm surprised he wasn't STILL hitting everything that moved, even if he couldn't! XD

Imagine the collection of alien STDs!

B!

CRAAAAAABS IIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAACE

LOL!

How do you think he degenerated into a big head?

Actually, how he wound up as a big giant head is already explained in the show if you pay careful attention...

Those wacky headless monks!

With their wacky donations and headlessness!

It's the whole decapitation cult thing, isn't it?

Is that in the latest season? Cause I haven't finished that one yet but I'm working on it and will be paying VERY close attention to that D:

It's mentioned in Season 5 or 6 I think

Wow, missed that! D:

the same Headless Monks, who happen to have a time traveling device like his.

It's the fat blue guy, who works WITH the Monks, sells Cap'n Jack's time vortex manipulator to River Song, saying he got it off of a "handsome time agent." Or something like that. Would not be surprised if the fat blue guy and Cap'n Jack bumped uglies.

Cannot. Unsee.

/cackle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, THAT makes sense.

The bad part about the "joined the Headless monks" theory is that that means that somewhere in the universe there's a giant superevolved disembodied Trouser-Snake putting ads in the Personals.

Yep! The Order of the Headless Monks!

Thank you whovian with no sense of humor or concept of jokes. Your free dalek pod is that way.

I'm obviously missing something here. A lot of the show goes right over my head, though I enjoy watching it.

They say in the episode where they are stuck in the traffic jam, in the year five billion. If you inhaled the fumes long enough then your head would swell up to the size of a volkswagen.

Why do you think all that's left of him is a head?
Of course he really didn't hit his stride until he earned the name the Love Stump of Boe on his third go round of the universe.

Oh, but then the Doctor would have known his identty far too soon ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYSij6houls ).

SPOILERS D< gosh.

A news report on tv in "The Long Game" shows that he's pregnant, so he's apparently still getting some sort of action in there.

oh my god you're right.

Dude... tenticles, not to mention that kitty nun was all about the face. Who says he ever stopped?

Still sexy a sexy foxy grandpa he is

Just the expression on that cat nun's face is hilarious.

That expression had to sell the whole pic!

B!

It's hard to tell if she's scared, or trying hard to imagine him doing those things. XD

I think it's just an "Ewww..."
I mean, this is like a 100 year Dalai Lama telling you how many one-nighters he had in his youth.

Yet, you can't help but want to think that. XD

Both. Picturing him doing all that is scaring her.

Her kitty mind is blown!

The Nuns were sexy.

Even for a Sister of Plenitude, that's way too much information!

Don't forget this nice couple and their kids: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/p.....dlock_4220.jpg

Locked access.

Refresh it.

Such a cute couple!

seeing this, i think its just a matter of time until you make some LEXX stuff too

Never saw it.

oh its a bad series about a zombieassasin, busy sexdriven kinda zergminded women, a whimpering scarred moron who can use the mightyes weapon in the universe and a loveblind robothead for the zerggirlthing... and of course the lexx, the halforganic inteligent dragonflyspaceship. its so bad its worth watching

Don't forget that in most shots of it, the ship looks like a gigantic set of man-parts.

Or a gigantic dragonfly, if you consider the 'head' to be the 'front' (which it is, considering the way it flies through space). Not everything with a cylinder and two orbs is a dick analogy, although considering the show, and especially the Showtime season zero 'Tales from an Alternate Universe' episodes, I can understand how you jumped on the sex-related interpretation first. The Lexx, the Most Powerful Weapon In Two Universes, was created by His Divine Shadow after the Insect Wars. The Reveal of His Divine Shadow's identity at the end of season zero is a major spoiler, so I'll stop here. Look it up if the question is bugging you.

I know what it IS and what it is MEANT to be, but considering the sexual innuendo liberally scattered throughout the show, you must admit it is pretty damn likely that they designed it to look like that, and just said "dragonfly" to give themselves plausible deniability later.

Well, you have to admit that 'dragonfly' rolls off the tongue easier than 'backwards flying penis.'

I don't think I'd want either a giant dragonfly or a flying penis on my tongue, thanks.

I thought she was supposed to be a jiang shi

Heh I just started watching the doctor who reboot to.

How many episodes did they need before they pulled off the Face of Boe joke?

Rubber catgirl nuns, on the run?

That's a contemplative order I can get behind!

Oh, Captain Jack. What is wrong with you?

Absolutely nothing. :)

Haha, awesome
I always liked the sisters

Good artwork, she looks really cute

I so want to see more of them!

Novice Hame captures my level of horror too.

If Capt. Jack was immortal in the true meaning of the word, wouldn't that mean that the body of Boe was floating around out there amongst the stars wrecking pussy until the universe ended?

Talk about going out with a bang.

IF he was in the true sense, probably. Unfortunately for the universe, he was just time-locked.

I love 'em both!

I hope Krang-sempai notices me today.

I want to say something witty about this but i can't seem to think of anything.


Thumbs up.

I always wondered about novice Hame...did she take a vow of chastity, or did she never have the opportunity to meet a guy to..."get her kitty petted", so to speak?

Novice Hame's face is PRICELESS.

My Wife says she is probably thinking "It's damn good you're in a Jar now, then"...

Heh, her expression is classic do not want...

"And quite a number of things that did not move."

.......Does this mean Jack found a way to bang a Weeping Angel?

If anyone would, it's him!

I do so love when they figure it out in the series. XD

He didn't want to be bored while he was staring at it.....

When it comes to Doctor Who, I think I'd say Novice Hame is my waifu. She's adorable and such a good lady. And evidence exist that cat people can breed with humans.

He probably still gets around. What do you think those tentacles are for.

Seriously dude, catgirl with 3 boobs who could have a conversation with the chick from Total Recall (who has 3 boobs) about bra shopping...and their 3 boobs would be hanging out!

I remember that episode - I was relieved that they finally got some decent special effects - in the original series the FX budget couldn’t buy a ballpark frank....

Jack your to old for that shit

Woot for the Doctor

Has NO ONE yet come up with the obvious pun?! ANYONE?? Please restore my faith in humanity's humor capability.

Captain Jack Headless? :D

Ouch!

I'm just wondering where the Face of Luke is to go with the Face of Boe.

LOL *dies*

hehehehehehe

My first thoguht at seeing the cat girl was actually Star Trek : TNG's Guinan, as played by Whoopi Goldburg.
Still hilarious at any right! and if it was Guinan, who is a member of a race of listeners... oh the stories she would have listened from him .___.'

I came here for the nun.

Me too!

Let me quote Jack: Would hit anything that has a postal code.

I've finally started watching the Dr. Who revival, and...

I finally get this joke, and it is hilarious! (PS: Spoilers!)