Here comes Yukei Claws, here comes Yukei Claws
Right down Yukei Claws lane
Ixerin and Circe and all her deinies
Pullin' on the reins!
Squawkers are squawkin', velos are squeakin'
All is scary and blight
So shut your doors and say your prayers
'Cause Yukei Claws comes tonight!

Here comes Yukei Claws, here comes Yukei Claws
Right down Yukei Claws lane
She's got a hoard of trinkets and crap
For nobody but herself
Hear those dein squawks awk n' bawk
Oh what a feathery sight
So hide under your bed and cover your head
'Cause Yukei Claws comes tonight!

Here comes Yukei Claws, here comes Yukei Claws
Right down Yukei Claws lane
She'll come around when loots to be found
And off without a sound!
Thieving and pilfering will come to all
If we aren't prepared just right
So ask yourself to the lord above
Why is Yukie Claws out tonight?

Note: it occurs to me that this classic Christmas song is not too common outside of the US. If you don't get it, it's a parody of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK60Cwwp_EI

Happy holidays!

Artwork by  equalicus