This is a team of superheroes I cooked up with the thought that, hey. Maybe not all costumed crusaders are perfect.
The Mage
Real name: Nathan Desmond.
Age: 16
Species: Domestic feline.
Super powers: Currently, teleportation. Is rumored to be potentially capable of more.
Strengths: Perceptive, Capable of hand-to-hand fighting, Magically potent
Weaknesses: Jaded, Sarcastic, Offputting
Blastcannon
Real name: Leila Stevens.
Age: 16
Species: Skunk.
Super powers: Devastatingly Explosive Flatulence.
Strengths: Extremely powerful, An unconventional thinker, Enthusiastic
Weaknesses: Shy in groups, Embarassed of her superpower
Wheelslip
Real name: Chris Leavegreen
Age: 15
Species: Raccoon
Super powers: Able to construct machines with her mind.
Strengths: Intelligent, confident, very good with machines
Weaknesses: Brash, Kleptomaniacal, Hates being coddled about her being confined to a wheelchair
The Mage
Real name: Nathan Desmond.
Age: 16
Species: Domestic feline.
Super powers: Currently, teleportation. Is rumored to be potentially capable of more.
Strengths: Perceptive, Capable of hand-to-hand fighting, Magically potent
Weaknesses: Jaded, Sarcastic, Offputting
Blastcannon
Real name: Leila Stevens.
Age: 16
Species: Skunk.
Super powers: Devastatingly Explosive Flatulence.
Strengths: Extremely powerful, An unconventional thinker, Enthusiastic
Weaknesses: Shy in groups, Embarassed of her superpower
Wheelslip
Real name: Chris Leavegreen
Age: 15
Species: Raccoon
Super powers: Able to construct machines with her mind.
Strengths: Intelligent, confident, very good with machines
Weaknesses: Brash, Kleptomaniacal, Hates being coddled about her being confined to a wheelchair
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*laugh* No, I think you misunderstand. There's no spray, no stink, nothing like that. It's an actual dynamite explosion.
*snickers* Well, yeah, he could. But usually you only wanna try that on girls you'll only see once or twice. When you have to work with them constantly, you pay for little things like that. =P
*snickers* Well, yeah, he could. But usually you only wanna try that on girls you'll only see once or twice. When you have to work with them constantly, you pay for little things like that. =P
If he's a hero, I'm sure he'll see plenty of recurring hot female villains that can do without all that inhibiting cloth.
And literal explosions are a dime a dozen, only henchmen and civilians are vulnerable to those. Variations in the skunkly repetoire have been known to include nerve agents, aphrodisiacs, even transformative and mutagenic substances.
Basic explosions? That's just heat and shockwave, not even shrapnel to maim and make the blast radius all the more devastating. Or are they radioactive?
1. Very good idea. Disrobing the enemy; not quite by the book, but it works for me.
2. This particular power isn't actually a function of the musk gland. And why in the world are explosions not good enough? You'd /expect/ a furry heroine to have some sort of sexual or form-changing power; I'm trying not to be contrived in the sense of this particular social circle, y'know?
... Also, radioactive? That would be utterly useless for anyone who didn't want to sicken everyone around them. Not really a hero power, y'know? o.o
2. This particular power isn't actually a function of the musk gland. And why in the world are explosions not good enough? You'd /expect/ a furry heroine to have some sort of sexual or form-changing power; I'm trying not to be contrived in the sense of this particular social circle, y'know?
... Also, radioactive? That would be utterly useless for anyone who didn't want to sicken everyone around them. Not really a hero power, y'know? o.o
... Incendiary? But- oh! Y'know what, I'm sorry. That was my bad. I was really tired typing up these descriptions; there's a great deal of incendiary property in the explosions thereof; it's burning gas, so obviously there'd be a great deal of flame involved. I just didn't understand what you were getting at.
... Uhm, all things considered, you voice your knowledge of weaponry in strange places. =P
... Uhm, all things considered, you voice your knowledge of weaponry in strange places. =P
Take out armor/clothing is an amazingly viable tactic in battle against targets that are otherwise invulnerable, or at least resistant against notmal damage: They suddenly become much less effective when using their hands to cover themselves- most heroes and villians are inhibition-free enough to just let it dangle or bounce when in the middle.
The only reason they don't use it in the comics is because they're mostly oriented towards younger readers.
The only reason they don't use it in the comics is because they're mostly oriented towards younger readers.
The Mage's outfit is really cool. >=3 The raccoon just looks evil and- ASSCANNON!!!! XD
Seriously though, studies indicate that a skunk themed supervillian would be extremely successful.
http://www.superdickery.com/other/156.html
Seriously though, studies indicate that a skunk themed supervillian would be extremely successful.
http://www.superdickery.com/other/156.html
*laughs*
Yeah, I had fun with The Mage's clothes. Simple, really, but effective. Wheelslip has a bit of a mad scientist complex, you see; she refers to her remote controlled vehicles as 'minions,' usually followed by a disturbing cackle. Oh, and Leila has the ability to be supercute. Just don't let her follow you to Taco Bell; Apocalypse.
Yeah, I had fun with The Mage's clothes. Simple, really, but effective. Wheelslip has a bit of a mad scientist complex, you see; she refers to her remote controlled vehicles as 'minions,' usually followed by a disturbing cackle. Oh, and Leila has the ability to be supercute. Just don't let her follow you to Taco Bell; Apocalypse.
Well, the problem comes in when he's mouthing off to a giant photon cannon instead of casting a spell. =P But his only other 'weakness' is that the other superheroes tend not to regard him as such; his father was a really heinous supervillain, and even the principal of his school believes that Nate will turn out to be nothing but trouble. The whole death-metal lifestyle thing doesn't help. XD
1. Exploded and regenned. *laughs* That'd be a conclusive way to fight crime. Hard to tell if the bad guys got away, though.
2. Her suit is durable and flame retardant. On top of that, the actual gases that create said explosions only carry this out once they've mixed with enough oxygen. So they have to 'escape,' so to speak, in order to be damaging.
2. Her suit is durable and flame retardant. On top of that, the actual gases that create said explosions only carry this out once they've mixed with enough oxygen. So they have to 'escape,' so to speak, in order to be damaging.
She was a walking disaster area, really. YOu think super-strengthers can cause property damage? They ain't got nothing on her. Heh, she eventually got the ability to create tiny duplicates of herself who would run up and hug people... then explode.
Incidentally, can you guess what her name was? as expected by me, its something of a joke. Here's a hint: she was blonde.
And let hope blastcannon never end up in a high-oxygen evironment... that might get... explosive for her. ^^;
Incidentally, can you guess what her name was? as expected by me, its something of a joke. Here's a hint: she was blonde.
And let hope blastcannon never end up in a high-oxygen evironment... that might get... explosive for her. ^^;
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