A little late for the Christmas charts, and of course I’m no singer, but here’s my a cappella contribution to the furry winter season. Happy solstice!

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It’s the time of the year that I hold most dear,
All the snow on the roofs, all the sounds of good cheer
But the thing Christmas brings that I most
an-ti-ci-pate...

Make a fluffy red tail,
Squeak a sweet vulpine wail,
Whether vixen or male
They’ll
Celebrate a...

Foxy little Christmas,
Spreading Christmas pleasure!
On their knees, between the trees
They sit and wait to perpetrate a

Foxy little scandal,
With wolves and bears and leopards,
Playing lost and found
Until we pounce them down and make them lick our

Candy-canes and egg-nog!
Keeps their muzzles busy,
They kiss under the mistletoe
So hang some from your belt and get a

Foxy little favour,
Till your head goes dizzy,
Don’t be shy, you’ll wonder why
and how you
got by
without

There’s no blessing so sublime
As foxy little Christmas-time
Your pulse will pound, your heart will fly
Cause foxes aim to satisfy.

And never miss!

It’s the time of the year we all hold most dear,
Every dog, every stoat, every bear, every deer,
It’s the thing Christmas brings that we most
an-ti-ci-pate
All their fluffy red tails
All their sweet vulpine wails
Every year, without fail
They’ll
Celebrate their

Foxy little Christmas,
Spreading Christmas pleasure!
On their knees between the trees
They sit and wait to perpetrate a

Foxy little outrage,
Russet little treasures!
Don’t get rough, cause there’s enough
For everyone to have a bit of
Foxy little Christmas time!