A new defination to 'Melting Faces'.

Looks like it'd be... egg flavored D: ew

Never had a creamsicle have you

Oh, those are good <3 but this just looks like raw egg to me. Raw eggs are nasty- only Stalone and weasels like them |:[

Lol oh well

ALL NEW! THE BEN HURR POPSICLE! LOOKS LIKE RAW EGGS BUT TASTES LIKE AN ICE COLD BEER! THIS POPSICLE IS SO AWESOME THAT IT EVEN TALKS! IT WILL SAY THINGS LIKE "I'M MEEEEEEEEEELTING!" IF LEFT OUT IN THE SUN FOR TOO LONG OR "OH GOD MY EYE!" WHEN YOU EAT ONE OF HIS GUMBALL EYES! NEXT TIME YOU CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, ASK FOR A BEN HURR POPSICLE!


Actually, this would be the best damn popsicle ever.