
Oooh, und vat is this? Do I schmell..... new BLOOD? OoooHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Ohhh, look at me, I'm so EDGY und SUBVERSIVE.
FOR ONLY I AM TRULY ACQUAINTED WITH ZE DARKNESS.
But I am Beau. I am not surprised you don't know me!
NOBODY... TRULY KNOWS ME.
Und zis is my night klub! Oh, and should I bite you... you vill become one of us. A gay person zat is. OOOHOHOHOHO!
Now if you vill excuse me...
I AM AVAY TO DANCE!! :D
Ohhh, look at me, I'm so EDGY und SUBVERSIVE.
FOR ONLY I AM TRULY ACQUAINTED WITH ZE DARKNESS.
But I am Beau. I am not surprised you don't know me!
NOBODY... TRULY KNOWS ME.
Und zis is my night klub! Oh, and should I bite you... you vill become one of us. A gay person zat is. OOOHOHOHOHO!
Now if you vill excuse me...
I AM AVAY TO DANCE!! :D
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If I may quote a video game.....
*steps up to the mic*
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my chest
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.
*steps up to the mic*
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my chest
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.
Oh, you kids, with your Eastern European accents, and your psychotropic drugs, and your glowing floors, and your loud rock music, and your long hair, and your hula hoops, and...and...
...Gladys is coming over today. It's soup today, y'know? Is it time for my bath?
(This sequence of surreal humor was brought to you by the fine makers of Orbital_S. Orbital_S: It cleans, it shines, it lives in a cave far, far away where no one dares go because the cave was constructed in the 1930s with sub-par materials and health risks all over the place, and the property value is less than half-a-damn. Buy Orbital_S!)
And the lighting effects in this version are spectacular!
...Gladys is coming over today. It's soup today, y'know? Is it time for my bath?
(This sequence of surreal humor was brought to you by the fine makers of Orbital_S. Orbital_S: It cleans, it shines, it lives in a cave far, far away where no one dares go because the cave was constructed in the 1930s with sub-par materials and health risks all over the place, and the property value is less than half-a-damn. Buy Orbital_S!)
And the lighting effects in this version are spectacular!
Really, can we get off of the STD that is vampirism? I know it's a pretty picture and all but really now, that's all vampisim is, a pretty picky STD without the S part of it even though I'm sure in most people's versions that's thrown in as an actual bonus. Though in my research vampires despite their beauty have a damn hard time getting 'in the mood' as it were. I guess being dead does cause a few troubles in that area. Well not if you don't mind shoving your cock into a brick of ice with a tiny hole drilled into it's rear, or being shafted by a large ice man with an equally large icicle in his crotch.
as for the quality of the picture it's spectacular like all the pictures here. Even though it would be nice to see the inside of the nightclub and the have a story which will give this thing here what most of the fandom is missing some actual depth beyond fucking. Or fucking the aforementioned ice block and or man because for some strange reason the character's horny called to be surrounded by something -273 degrees fareinheight. I'm sorry it just gives me chuckles when they talk about vampires and other dead creatures having sex as that would generally be impossible and really I don't want to be contradicted in that matter since I've went 3 and a half hours without going back to sleep (from only getting 5 hours of sleep) or being generally disgusted with something and would love to keep it that way at least until work arrives.
as for the quality of the picture it's spectacular like all the pictures here. Even though it would be nice to see the inside of the nightclub and the have a story which will give this thing here what most of the fandom is missing some actual depth beyond fucking. Or fucking the aforementioned ice block and or man because for some strange reason the character's horny called to be surrounded by something -273 degrees fareinheight. I'm sorry it just gives me chuckles when they talk about vampires and other dead creatures having sex as that would generally be impossible and really I don't want to be contradicted in that matter since I've went 3 and a half hours without going back to sleep (from only getting 5 hours of sleep) or being generally disgusted with something and would love to keep it that way at least until work arrives.
simple science <.< a body's temperature falls at a certain rate relative to the room's temperature. Since we're apparently giving the animated dead the same, general principals of death (minus the bloating and maggots and other delicious things), it'd be impossible for a vampire's body to really fall under room temperature without the help of some factor outside the system.
... but then again, I thought you would have come across this in your thorough research of vampires o.O
... but then again, I thought you would have come across this in your thorough research of vampires o.O
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