I don't know, humans are strange creatures.

YOU SAID IT

NOT UNDERSTANDING HUMANS IS INCONVENIENT

BEING A WEREWOLF I HAVE TO SPEND A SIGNIFICANT PART OF MY LIFE PRETENDING TO BE ONE

NOT UNDERSTANDING THEIR WEIRD ESOTERIC BULLSHIT MAKES THIS DIFFICULT

AND USUALLY YOU CAN'T JUST SMACK PEOPLE UPSIDE THE HEAD OR EAT THEM

I'M NOT AT MY BEST WHEN I CAN'T RESORT TO THOSE SOLUTIONS

God, how I wish I could just smack some humans upside their heads. But they have these "Laws" that get in the way of that sort of thing.

If you've lived most of your life pretending to be one how can not understand them then?

You werewolves don't have anything like this then? Life in a pack must be simple then: eat, sleep, maybe fight for dominance, etc...

Ah, to be a werewolf!

yes a whole turkey big enough for 20

Just don't do your business on that tree !

I thought the tree was for marking your territory.

And a badass wolf!

Humans are strange creatures. I know I'm not missing anything, but it is fun to get out of the normal werewolf mode, here and there and to endulge in these strange practices. My way, of course. Humans don't bother me when I want to do stuff my way. Such as opening all the presents under the tree and then claiming them as my own. Everybody is okay with that. It makes me happy, of course, nobody really bothers me, human wise, being as big as I am.

The tree, itself, though. Mmm...I don't blame you for being confused. I don't see the dang point of the tree either. Its a tree. We pee on it, smell it, pee on it, again, smell it, pee on it, and repeat! Out in the wild that's how it goes! Now, why a human would want a tree, that's probably been peed on hundreds of times by many animals, including other werewolves, is beyond me. Aren't humans cleanly creatures? Why would they want a urine, soaked tree in their house to put pretties on it? I dunno...