Rudolph was getting chunky
Thanks to pills slipped in his food.
Now he was always hungry
And ever in an eating mood.

Every night he'd eat pizza
An extra-large or two, or three.
Then he would sleep 'till midday
And then stuff his face with pastries.

Three months later Rudolph thought
To climb up on a scale.
When he saw those numbers blink,
that made Rudolph start to think.

But all his other teammates
Said that Rudy looked just great.
Then they restocked his doughnuts
And watched as Rudolph ate and ate!

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Again, this series is a collab between my sketch and  Cevlock's inks and colors. He does a mighty fine job, I gotta say! We're just gettin' started, too!