
It was almost October
And getting colder every day,
But Rudolph the Red-nosed Blimpdeer
Couldn't keep the food at bay.
The meals had made him lethargic
And almost seven times his size.
His face just kept getting rounder,
Along with belly, ass, and thighs.
With Christmas Eve three months away
A diet was the plan.
But exercise made Rudy sweat
And made his hunger bigger yet!
So Rudolph gave up the workouts
And worked on eating more ice cream.
His chances of guiding Santa
Were now more like a fat pipe dream.
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Lookit that fat-ass tryin' to exercise. Sad, innit? What is he sweating, vanilla frosting? Probably.
it's the son of the return of the continuation
cevlock and me're doin', usin' my doodles and his inks 'n colors. Go commission him for the use of his super-nifty skilsls! Do eet! Do eet naooooouuugh.
And getting colder every day,
But Rudolph the Red-nosed Blimpdeer
Couldn't keep the food at bay.
The meals had made him lethargic
And almost seven times his size.
His face just kept getting rounder,
Along with belly, ass, and thighs.
With Christmas Eve three months away
A diet was the plan.
But exercise made Rudy sweat
And made his hunger bigger yet!
So Rudolph gave up the workouts
And worked on eating more ice cream.
His chances of guiding Santa
Were now more like a fat pipe dream.
---
Lookit that fat-ass tryin' to exercise. Sad, innit? What is he sweating, vanilla frosting? Probably.
it's the son of the return of the continuation

Category All / Fat Furs
Species Cervine (Other)
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