As you may know, I will be tabling for  podcastigation at FC this month, so it's time to do the annual NORCAL FURFAG CLUSTERFUCK MEME, in the hopes that it will encourage some people to say hello to me this year. My usual partner in crime is unable to attend and that's kind of bumming me out, so I hope some of you fun boys will be around to make things entertaining. Who's going to FC this year? Tell me so I'll know to watch out for you!

Hotel:
San Jose Convention Center Hilton

Arrival/Departure:
Arrive Thurs, leave Monday night

Sharing a room with:
 rafferty,  jwb,  rabbitshakejake,  zoemoss

Can I visit your room?
We have a full house, so please only if one of the roomies invites you up.

Who do you hang out with:
Usually I hang with  aurelina but she's still lost to us this year, stationed as she is in the mysterious cloudlands of the distant east. In her ansence, I seek new cool people to socialize with. Perhaps it will be you. I hang with ALLLLL the cool people.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll mostly be at my table in the artist's alley, flogging merchandize -- including my new book, Misunderstanding Comics and the official  podcastigation DVD. Come by and say hi!

What/where will you be eating?
I don't know, but I expect that I'll go to that place that has the good vietnamese sandwiches again. Because they were good.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Yeah, why not? I always love to meet new people.

Gender:
My butt.

How old are you:
My ass.

Preference:
Pizza

Relationship Status:
Married and taken. Please do not approach me with sexual propositions this year. I know that everyone is hankering for a hunk of the action that is Agouti-Rex, but please, ladies -- and you too, gentlemen -- control yourselves. This man only has eyes for his lovely waifu and I ain't talkin' bout no dutch waifu.

Can I kidnap you for *Censored*:
How droll, you wouldn't want to. Why is this question even in this meme?

Can I take your picture?
I would prefer you didn't. I'm rather shy and also ugly.

Can I give you stuff?
I will accept all manner of FREE stuffs.

Are you an Artist:
In the loosest sense of the word.

Do you do free art?
haha NO. No artist does. Why is this question here? That's a stupid question.

Do you do trades?
Sometimes, but I'm more likely to arrange for trades to be completed later, after the con.

Do you take commissions?
If there's a demand, I suppose I will, but, again, I'd prefer not to. I don't think I do my best work in a hectic con environment.

Are you a Fursuiter:
Nope.

Attending parties:
If there are any good ones, then I might.

Do you drink:
ONLY DISRUPTOR BLASTS.

Can I buy you a drink:
Go right ahead, sailor.

How can I find you?
I'll be at table 7 in the artist alley most of the day. Come see me!

Are you nice?
I am very friendly.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
HEY AGOUTI

Are you attending any panels:
I'm going to try and break away to see  sigil's panel. Other than that, we'll see if the opportunity arises.

Stage or public performance:
Not this year. Without Aurelina, we just can't do a live SHOW episode.

How do I identify myself to you:
Say HELLO AGOUTI, YOU ARE GREAT

Can I touch you?:
Maybe if we've been properly introduced. I don't much like the HUGGLE GLOMPS stuff from strangers.

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset):
I guarantee I will never be angry, upset or busy.