Great Moosenak will a certain artist called Musclewolf continue his Max Minotaur comic ?

My Prediction for you in 2014...


Ah, let me see.....

The answer is "YES!!" I have consulted the great Moose (his hubby) and he said that if MuscleWolf will stop long enough playing his Skylanders Game on the iPad, THIS WILL HAPPEN!!!

He also said that he has threatened to turn on "Parental Controls" on the iPad, which grumped out MuscleWolf. I guess Dineegla means BUSINESS!!

YES !
Grant me a second question: if Chester the musclehorse will be included !
By the way Great Mosenak a wish: grant your viewers a full size muscle body view in that orientalic dress; you´re looking extremly cute !

First off, flirting with the Great Moosenak will not garner you prediction points! Besides, my nephew Dineegla is the Musclebound Moose. I am a scatterbrained but of nice, round belly.



My Prediction for you in 2014...

normally One only gets one prediction. But because your question is interesting and was only PARTIALLY answered above, the Fates have granted me access to the answer.

And the answer is... YES!

*round of applause from the applause track...*

at this rate i would start to wonder when the "great moosnak" will end up looking more girly hehe

otherwise predictions of a moose showing up to chat REGULARLY soon? hehe

*hrrummph* Insulting the Great Moosenak won't help your question, sirrah...


My Prediction for you in 2014...


Let's see.... *consults crystal ball* Hmmmmm.... I see a Moose in your future! I also see a STORY that you will write about a Moose who you have fallen in love with. And yes.... a moose will be consulting with you about unfinished stories and bisons...

Is this the Year of the Moose?? I thought it was the year of the horse.

Keep lines of communication open. The best way to reach mooses is to make contact on FA first...

well considering your "love story novel" you probably getting wrong if you not showing up

rest,,, depends if you show up often for the rest hehe

I, sirrah, will not BE there. But I will pass along this threat to a certain Huge, big-ass Moose who wqill deal with your insolence...

that "said big ass" will just get a spanking for his "behavior" hehe

Careful what you wish for...

oh the "horror" butt nake spanked of a big moose hehe

That's not a crystal ball... it's a snow globe.

So will I be coming to Illinois for job pertaining to a wolf and a moose this year?

SNOW globe, eh? More like a SNOW JOB, sirrah...

*consults SAID snow globe. Watches pretty snow fall down*

My Prediction for you in 2014...

The date of June 1st seems to be riveted in my mind. Apparently those in power in the Legislature have played games in Illinois. "We must wait until then," they said.

I call BS and foul. Wait for what? All the Gays to change over to Heteros in 6 months??!!?? Very Strange!!!

Said Moose and Squirrel, er I mean Werewolf, must get papers after June 1 to make marriage legal.
Until then, the crystal ball goes dark...

OH great Moosenak what is my future for this year 2014??? *smiles happily as he gaze into the crystal ball*

Kiddo, didn't your Mother ever tell you NOT to gaze into the Crystal Ball? It will upset planetary alignment, or something like that... Something will explode....


My Prediction for you in 2014...

I see.... MANY GAME CONSOLES!! Apparently your entry will win some sort of big prize at Gamestop. You will register your number for your game console, and there will be... a GLITCH!!!

You will not win one game console. FedEx, UPS, AND the United States Postal System will ship you COUNTLESS game systems of all types... So many that you will NOT be able to fit into your house! You will try desperately to contact them and say stop, but they will not believe you. You will continue to receive said shipments all year long, and wind up making MILLIONS selling them on EBay!

You will also send the Great Moosenak a percentage of the gross earnings, just because he's a nice guy and tipped you off to this clerical error...

wow that is alot of prediction but it wont be any console this year or next year because i am waiting for PS4 for the price go down.

You never know, you never know.... lol

Oh Great Mosenak, please tell me; Will I grow up to be as big and strong as my grandpa moose?

I would temporarily disregard the grandpa Moose laughing hysterically on the floor. I don't know if he's laughing about your question or you calling him, "Grandpa." Whatever....


My Prediction for you in 2014...

Big and strong are relative terms. You can be big and strong in mind as well as in body. Besides, you have your looks, your pretty face, and never underestimate BODY LANGUAGE! (um, wrong story here...)

But yes, you will have to be big and strong to deal with your GRANDPA Moose. Why don't you ask him to let you work at the Furocity Gym? (I'll put in a good word for you...)

I will Great Mosenak, I'll ask him to work there so I can get as big and as strong as him, and hopefully smart as him too. Lemme just take care of this...*fighting off Ursula the sea witch with a trident* I'm gonna turn you to Kalamari!!!

"table for two, sir?"

Just a minute~ *kicking the tentacles hard into the deep fryer*

Oh Great Moosenak, it is an honor that you grace us with your presence again!

Please impart your insight on what might be in store for me in 2014.

*suddenly feels naked before you as your crystal ball sees everything...*

Well, now that I've seen you naked... *Conjures up a large, furry robe with fuzzy, rabbit slippers for you*


My Prediction for you in 2014...


You will get a promotion in your job! No, it's true!! You will receive extra recompense in paid vacation which will allow you to "cow around" at more fur events. You will find a gorgeous man who is into cowsuiters!

COWABUNGA!!!!

I sure hope you're a "bottom!"

Oh Great Mosenak, the wise and everseeing...
I beseech thee with this offering of choice harvest fruits and vegitables... (hey even oracles need to watch their health)

I wish to know, Will my Muses return to me or are they staying on vacation this year?

I already know the answer to my other question... it isn't of the positive nature.

Since I am forbidden by the Oracles Union to receive cash for my services, I will take the fruits of your labor and share them with Jasper, my Jack Russell companion.

My Prediction for you in 2014...

Boy, your Muses are so confuses! You need to settle down and finish stories and story arcs that you have started! The Muses do not know which was to turn. They are complaining to me that you "never finish what you start."
Geez, what a bunch of crabby b*tches!!

But if they ARE correct, you need to follow them. You also need to clean out your refrigerator. When was the last time you saw the back of that thing?!? I'm sure you've got things growing in there! Sheesh!

And you are recommended to talk with someone about your last question. When life gives you lemons, beat the sh*t out of Life!

The other question was if I would meet Mr. Dineegla and Mr. Musclewolf at the next Furry Convention I go to?
It's only a negitive answer because that might be 20 years away.

I do need to finish these stories. Story flood secondary focus on the way. Primary focus is on fitness...

As a matter of fact, I have it on good hearsay that they would like you to Skype with them some day. They like you a lot! *wink*

O Great Moosenak, this new year seems so foggy to me, I can't begin to hazard a guess what triumphs and tragedies I will encounter, In your great clarity of mind, what can you predict?

Oh, and one other question, if you please; if two vegetarians get into an argument, is it still considered a "beef?"

Hmmm... Now I KNOW why they call you "punk" tiger, punk. You and that rascal  weaselzero could start a business together....


My Prediction for you in 2014...

First off, when was the last time you cleaned your glasses? Life looks like a "fog" because your glasses are filthy dirty, buddy. Get it together...

Next, you will receive a letter in the mail from a long lost friend you considered a nerdy geek when you were younger. He wants to get together. DO NOT SAY NO!!! When you meet him, you will see that he has grown a foot, and is drop-dead gorgeous! You will wonder where Nature was hiding this man! You will make fantastic connections with him, who is now a billionaire who is starving for a love life. Can you connect the rest of the dots?????

Oh, to your second question: if two vegetarians get into an argument, is it still considered a "beef?"

No. It is considered a consomme!

Oh Great Moosenak! Teller of the future, seer of things, possessor of fancy snow globes... I have a question!

Ahem!

Will people ever love me for me instead of just the characters I make?

(Geez another guy with a snow globe fetish!...)

My Prediction for you in 2014...

Since I am not in the habit of making love connections (unlike Miss Cleo's psychic hot line, I AM the Real Deal...), I can tell you this: All throughout history great writers, poets, and artists were loved for their works, not for themselves. They had your same problem, but you have an advantage. Try to go to furry meets, conventions, and other places where groups gather. Reach out to others. Imbue your characters with the qualities that you like about yourself. A certain moose I know got his wolf by doing just that *smiles*

Get out more! *hugs*

So....

What dew ya' see in muh future in 2014 mizter mooze ?

First off, a competent SPELL CHECKER!!! Geez, man.... *rolls my eyes*


My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will start a business for a macro fur line of clothing. You will call it, "God's Britches." Your clientele will soar and normal people will buy your fabric for "instant houses." Very popular in foreign countries. You will also feel the need to go back to your friends at the Furocity Gym. They miss your furriness!

The forums or the website ?

Oh maybe a story or two, to be added to: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefurocitygym

Sounds like a plan

Oh Great Moosenak! Will I ever be able ta walk again after bein' yiffed by ALL the sexy males here in furridom?

*Consult your doctor if you have an erection lasting for more than four hours*

heeeey that's not a prediction... I hope :P

No it is not. If you wish to have a turnstyle and a "pick-a-number-for-your-turn" installed into your bedroom, how can I answer your question?


My Prediction for you in 2014...

Yes, you will survive, but your smile may never come off your face.

Hmmm?... oh sorry... kinda spaced out there after ya said 'come off my face'... ;)

Oh Great Moosenak, will this year be better for me than the last? The last one went way downhill for me and I just need some optimism.

Devin me bucko, let's see....



My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will get a new job! You will work for a florist in your local neighborhood. She will introduce you to some nice guys who will pal around with you. They will be fun to be with!

Also, try something new. Maybe knitting! No, too old. Maybe sky diving????

Oh Great Moosenak, are these shorts too tight? ;)

Whoah, that IS a loaded question and my Crystal ball just steamed up.... That was unfair, sirrah...

My Prediction for you in 2014...

You CAN ask me if those pants are too tight, BUT you'll get a shopper or two in the store where you work who will definitely ask WHY they are too tight, and maaaaybe ask you home to show them how to cook. In the kitchen, that is.

See how perverted your question is? The Fates just slapped me in the face for even suggesting what I wrote here!!!
*sigh*

oh thank you Great Moosenak for your sage prediction ^___^

perv

I guess I'll try and see what my future holds, Mr. Great Moosenak, sir.

Last year you asked me this and I told you to go swimming in the ocean. To relieve your fear of those grey OM-NOMS!!! Did you do it? I think not...



My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will need to travel!
You have been cooped up with your business for so long that you need a break. Tell your relatives to help out or just shut it down for a time and go see someone... like a Moose or a Lion....

I didn't get a chance to go to the ocean. I do swim in it on the rare chances I get to go, it's just never really helped with the fear of the OM-NOMS.

I do wish I had the time and money for traveling. That being said, my aunt did say that she hopes she can make some good money between now and the next time she travels, because she would like to pay for a ticket for me so I can go with her.

I want to have a special someone this year. Someone that can share my feelings with and would love me back. I also want him to be muscular as well as going to my gym, and close by to where I live. Yes, the latter is a long shot but, will someone be there for me this year?

Any OTHER request on how this bad boy will be built?? Geez honey, you're asking a lot of the Spirit realm...

Okay, first off, have you checked Craig's List? Ummmmm, on second thought, you'd probably get a mugger, and a fugly SOB to boot.
Did you find him under your tree? Santa said he might still be there.

In any case....
*Sprinkles Fairy Dust into the air and does the Two-step*



My Prediction for you in 2014...

You may get what you wish for, but ONLY when you're not looking. He will literally bump into you, and while you are looking up, and up, and up... you will melt like a pat of butter on a hot griddle.

Love is a funny, fickle thing. My Nephew Dineegla wanted a short, powerfully-built black man with bedroom eyes and a huge <ahem>... Instead he got a tall, skinny white Canadian with a huge <ahem>. At least part of it got right. Again, if you do not take yourself into areas to meet new people, how will you know. If you go different place you will meet new people. Capiscé?

Sounds like a grand idea. You don't follow love, it follows you until you know. Thanks! ^^

*politely bows*

Dear sir, will Wild run and all things Wild run related survive this coming year?

Kitty, I need more information. What is that of which you speak?

*hides face shyly* My webcomic...amoungst other things

*looks at webcomic* Hey, pretty good!

My Prediction for you in 2014...

Be bold. Get others to read your webcomic and talk up your art!
Your art looks good! Do not despair!

Oh Great Moosenak sir, will I ever find a career in art just starting out this late in the game? I'm 30 by the way.

Oh gentle sir, Grandma Moses started when she was 90!!!! Granted, she couldn't spent much of her riches, but she had a great time!!!

You don't need a Crystal Ball to see this, bud. Take a look at what education you have had so far, assess your strengths and weaknesses in the field of Art, and see if you have any special "flair" for doing a type of art. And practice, practice, practice! And contact my nephew for any other suggestions!

Anyways...


My Prediction for you in 2014...

Think BIG! There are Macro Furries out there that you can use their backs as canvasses!!!! It's a win-win situation!!!

Thank Oh Great Moosenak! I will! * bows down *

Great almighty Moosenak, I wish to know, will I find a career that will make me happy so?

Great, yes. Almighty, nawwww. That's reserved for The Big Guy!



My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will become a Seal Trainer in 2014.
No, not Navy Seals... those seals that go "oark! oark! oark!"

Yes, this is true! Seals will love you the way dogs love Cesar Millan! You will teach them to tap dance and sing in a choir you will develop!!! "Carol of the Bells" will be their best song! Just think about it!!!

You will be invited on Oprah where Chauncy (your lead seal) will take off her wig on purpose! All the seals will "oark! oark! oark!" and Oprah will actually laugh about it (before suing you).

Oh Great and wonderful Moosenak...

Will there be any Progress on the Furocity Gym this year...? Inquiring minds -and other worldly entities- Wish to know.

Also... What are the chances that there will acually be a Fleet Week this year... I missed all the Sea-Men Last year...

Ah, Fleet Week... A veritable smorgasbord for people of discriminating tastes like yourself... lol

My Prediction for you in 2014...


Yes, now that the government is run by pansy-assed Republicans in the House who are run by Republican fat-cats like the Koch Brothers, don't expect too much for Fleet Week. But I'm surprised since most male, closeted Republicans adore that Holiday (if you know what I mean). It's a toss-up. I figure since the Blue Angels and most non-essential stuff is now back to normal, one might see those bountiful boys of Navy Legend. Besides, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

The Furocity Gym has a new home on FA. You must look for it and fave it. It's more story-oriented. Stories for the daylight hours and Furocity Gym After Hours where I think you'll spend loads of your time on. Don't go yet... it's still under construction.

Moose and Wolf are also adding new characters this year, like Dmitri Trottsky (from Russia) and Nubrét, Sergés younger brother (the white overly-hung rabbit has a black bruh!). As as for you, we need to get you safely ensconced into the Gym fold.

Geezus! The Crystal ball EXPLODED! Well, thank Fates I have a few more in the back of the RV...

Oh Great and All Seeing Moosenak...

What do you foersee in store for me this hallowed year of 2014?

My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will have a SON! Yes, you will be the first male horse in history to give birth to a bouncing baby Clydesdale. (Hmmmm, does that give any indication who the father is?). You will be a celebrity, on Oprah and Morey Povich will try to find your baby's father, but most of them will say:

"Dat baby dun look like look like me!"

But it's okay. You will be so famous that you will make the cover of Time Magazine and Aussie Horse Journal. You will star in your own Australian Sitcom called, "Tie Me Kangaroo Down," which will become wildly successful. You will also introduce to the world the first of it's kind Horse Mane conditioner, which Furocity Gym will be the exclusive retailer here in the Yanks.

You will also author many children's books, one called "What Does the Horsie Say?" and "Harold the Horse and the Blustery Day," two fine children's books destined to be hits on iTunes and Barnes and Noble Nook books!

All-in-all I think you will like 2014, sire.

I'm a time traveller so I know most of what is to come, so why not try and surprise me with something that is going to happen in the next 48 hours I may not be aware of

My Prediction for you in 2014...

Wow, I have never seen this before.... Since you, sir, have the ability to change and shift time on your personal level, the Crystal ball is having a tough time locking into any future timelines.
The only thing I do see, though, is a certain dragon and you becoming "as one," and living many happy years together. He will make you very, VERY happy and your visit to the States will include a stop off at the Furocity Gym where both you and your beloved can see what all the hub-bub is about, bub.

What do you see in store for me this year Great Moosenak?

My Prediction for you in 2014...

You will become President of your own cookie Conglomerate!!!! It's TRUE!!! All those hours in class and in the kitchen will pay off! You will create a line of mystery-center cookies which will have bits of famous candybars in the center!!! The business will take off and YOU, sir, were smart enough to secure rights with Mars Bar, Nestlé, and Roundtree-Cadbury to set you into the future generations!

But how to ship them??? You will also create a ship method that will guarantee practically indestructible boxes of your famous cookies. The method of shipping will catch the eye of the United States Postal Service and both you and they will develop a line of shipping super containers, thus saving the USPS from extinction and having UPS and FedEx pay you both hefty fees for usage. Congratulations, sirrah!

I also see many trips to the owners of the Furocity gym, just because you love them so.

The last part I think can be arranged.

YAY!

Oh Moosenak, predictor of futures, all knowledgeable about balls...

Of crystal...

What surprises can you uncover for a dragons 2014?

For Green dragons wearing fedoras, eh?

With a shiny silver wing!

My Prediction for you in 2014...

Your job is secure, you have a loving mate... But i see adventure in your future! You will be asked to deliver a package to #10 Downing Street. On your way there you will be intercepted by some rogue police and a helicopter. Jumping out your window you will snag the landing gear of the helicopter, flipping in and taking over. An encrypted message will be sent and you will intercept it, leading to several weeks of skullduggery and spying.

By the time you save the world from a bomb plot, you will resume your trek to 10 Downing Street and deliver the package, which turns out to be 10 pounds of peanut brittle from The Mum

Sounds epic! I'd best start packing for a rough trip!

Oh Great Moosenak *bows low with ass in air* ...

What are the chances of Billy Bisonario eating (or threatening to) eat Mcpuke Oblargh if he doesn't change Max back into his mighty self?

Side note: will there be more implied (or actual) nudity in the comic?

Geez Bear!! Put your butt down!! I don't want my Predictors being overwhelmed by Bear ass gas! *rolls my eyes*

My Prediction for you in 2014...

*looks into Crystal Ball and conjures up a video link with comic strip owner,  musclewolf*

"Yo, nephew-in-law. I got this Senior Moment bear here who is asking some bizarre questions about your comic..."
"Let me guess... Must be BB."
"Yeah... he wants to know what are the chances of Billy Bisonario eating (or threatening to) eat Mcpuke Oblargh if he doesn't change Max back into his mighty self? Oh, and about more implied (or actual) nudity in the comic?
"Oh no..." *facepalms*
"Well?"
"The possibility of partial or nudity in the comic exists."
"REALLY??!!!??? What the hell???"
"Oh. that! I thought you meant people getting SELFIES done!" (Shameless plug - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5373570/) ...Now back to Crystal Ball ...
"No nudity in the comic. This is a family show."
"And about Billy?"
"Unless he's become a cannibal, most likely no. but Oblargh will get up comeuppance..."

Well BB, there's your answer!

YAY!!!! I predict this will also come to pass. Gas... ass gas?

Thankies to both of yas.

Oh all-seeing Moosenak! Grant me a prediction , purty please!? *gives you the big eyed puppy look*

My Prediction for you in 2014...


Many, many, MANY more years with my Nephew, Dineegla. And you mind him when he says he needs "special attention." That's the key to winning his heart, young wolf. He loves you very much and will give
you anything your heart desires.

He does, GM, he does

OH Great Moosenak seer wise one great big hunk of moose heehee will me and my fur family be happy this year? and also ummmm are the spelling moose police after me again?

AND the Grammar Police...

......oh dear. So umm what about my family being happy?

My Prediction for you in 2014...


Keep writing... Go to school ... Take a spelling Class. Then and only then, can you aspire to become a great and powerful Mage in the Ether-realm....

yay MEEE GOEZ TO SKOOL lern spell eeel good lol hugs ya tight and ducks the flying dictionary

Moosenak's Notes: Thanks for the great time. Read Dineegla's journal and see what's happening in MY future for 2014!

Until next year, Happy 2014!