I was bored one day about a year and a half ago and couldn't think of anything to write, so I just started going. This is what I came up with. It's crap, I know, but it was better than nothing! It's got a couple profane words, you've been warned.

It'll be in the scraps soon enough. :)

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An Ode to the Swedish Fish
(Or, what the fuck was I thinking?)
By LoneWulf of Grizzly Hills/Moon Guard

Oh, Swedish fish, your sweet, flavorful taste
In largest quantities, chewed or whole, adds inches to my waist.

Of purest sugar you were made, with flavors and some kinda gum
One at a time chewed, individually savored, and all just one hell of a yum.

Why am I here writing about fish, from Sweden you seem to be
Dammit, this just sounds like shit, I guess I'll run off to pee...

As red as the blood the vampire took as I was sitting upon their chair
If they want so much blood, to use me as a bitch, dammit, at least pull my hair...

Are they formed by hand, or shaped by machine? I guess I'll never know,
But the originator of this snack must be rolling in dough.

Dick-in-a-box is not as tasty as this sweet little chewy fish.
Though the video was rather funny, it'll never replace this dish.

This poem has no real meaning, for anyone, even myself,
Odds are it'll end up deleted, or else finding dust upon my shelf.

Yet love for this sweet, this Swedish Fish, continues all to this day,
Screw it, I have Gummy Sharks, so I gave those damn fishies away...