Don't you dare and not finish it Kotaku!

Oh, you tease! Looking forward to these.

Gaah! Contextless pics! Must... Add... Captions...
Top left: an illustration of the reaction of most dragons to having there face pressed against a wire mesh fence.
Top right: demonstrating how most woman immediately attempt to use their ear as a "reverse tf" pull switch on discovering they have been donkeified.
Center bottom: Samantha, regaling in horror as she discovers her hair has been messed up.
Pheww, that was a close one. There we go, once again, I have explained all the mysteries of the universe. Your welcome.

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You forgot the most important thing:

http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/.....seeforever.gif

*vanishes in a puff of logic*

Seriously, this is cool. I am quite excited to see what that dragon turns out to be!