Veldrin's Log

Not sure I understand why corporations and Green peace where upset. Sure I'd pour out my latest love potion into the ocean to remove it. It was harmless and useless. It didn't turn people into things as far as I could see, didn't make people fall in love, and when I got to the site where i'd poured it all I could see where a bunch of happy couples. Sure some might be a bit larger than them and some on the small side, but it was all pretty normal.

Hmmm wonder if my eye doctor is ever going to return my phone calls for a new prescription for my glasses though.