My last submission before I disappear into Canada. Based on a true story!

Lyrics:

Gliding through the stars one solar system at a time
Strapped into the cockpit of the mothership divine
One spiral arm to the other and the quasar in between
You can feel the sonic frequency of the light speed engine scream

There's a telescope staring back at you and your little dot of green and blue
Interstellar smugglers have their sights set on your moon
But the GALACTIC COMMANDER lies in wait
To intercept their forbidden freight
And save the moon once again
From being sold on cosmic E-Bay

Defender of the Local Group, stabilizer of quantum soup
He slingshots round the Milky Way and other systems far away
Inside his helmet's visor there's a neon green display
Guiding him through super novas and black gamma rays


There's a telescope staring back at you and your little dot of green and blue
Interstellar smugglers have their sights set on your moon
But the GALACTIC COMMANDER lies in wait
To intercept their forbidden freight
And save the moon once again
From being sold on cosmic E-Bay

(Galactic Commander:)

After only three nights of working fast food
My will to live grew stale and crude
Just like that sandwich I made for you
Made of disappointment through and through
I lit up a cigarette on my break
Snuggled with death in a smokey haze
Gotta get the fuck outta there for sanity's sake
Don't know how much more mayonaisse I can take
At the end of the night I approached my boss
The mothership had landed and I needed off
She said I had to stay so instead I got lost
Disappeared after wishing them well with permafrost

It's permafrost...
It's permanent frost...
It's permafrost...
It's frost that's here to stay

CUZ IT'S AN ICE AGE
THE EMPIRE'S COMING TO AN END
THE ALIENS HAVE BEEN SENT TO DO EXPERIMENTS ON YOUR FRIENDS
WE DON'T INTEND FOR YOUR MIND TO BEND
BUT THAT SHIT CAN TOTALLY HAPPEN IN THE COSMIC WIND
DEPLOY THE ORBITAL CLONING VATS
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT!?


There's a telescope staring back at you and your little dot of green and blue
Interstellar smugglers have their sights set on your moon
But the GALACTIC COMMANDER lies in wait
To intercept their forbidden freight
And save the moon once again
From being sold on cosmic E-Bay