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What was I like as a child, you ask?
Well, being a clown is no easy task.
I learned how to fight both with body and sticks,
While at the same time learning fun little tricks.
"The effort’s not worth it," I might hear you say.
But without it, I’d surely not be here today!
Well, being a clown is no easy task.
I learned how to fight both with body and sticks,
While at the same time learning fun little tricks.
"The effort’s not worth it," I might hear you say.
But without it, I’d surely not be here today!
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Human
Size 431 x 833px
File Size 19.6 kB
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*licks it once* -u- ... ._. ... >_>
I don't want this candy to stick in my hair.
Can you give this to that girl over there...?
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12536319/
I don't want this candy to stick in my hair.
Can you give this to that girl over there...?
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12536319/
My training is harsh, as you plainly can see.
But some people have it a lot worse than me. :(
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12536319/
But some people have it a lot worse than me. :(
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12536319/
Your Majesty, I have a confession! My secret I will now convey:
I was not a born fool! It took work to become this way!
When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born
While other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled
I proudly was loudly forlorn!
My friends and my family looked at me clammily
Thought there was something amiss.
While others found various antics hilarious
All I could manage was this *Sulk* Or this *Whimper* Or this: *Sob!*
My father, he shouted "He needs to be routed!
His teeth on a wreath I will hand him!"
My mother she cried, as she ran to my side
"You're a brute and you don't understand him!"
So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her
She took one look at me, and laughed "Tee hee hee!
What else could he be but a jester!"
A Jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester.
No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker
And me with the look of a fine undertaker, impressed her...
...As a jester?"
I was not a born fool! It took work to become this way!
When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born
While other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled
I proudly was loudly forlorn!
My friends and my family looked at me clammily
Thought there was something amiss.
While others found various antics hilarious
All I could manage was this *Sulk* Or this *Whimper* Or this: *Sob!*
My father, he shouted "He needs to be routed!
His teeth on a wreath I will hand him!"
My mother she cried, as she ran to my side
"You're a brute and you don't understand him!"
So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her
She took one look at me, and laughed "Tee hee hee!
What else could he be but a jester!"
A Jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester.
No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker
And me with the look of a fine undertaker, impressed her...
...As a jester?"
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