Ivan? Ivan, don't just sit down there and claim being grounded is boring. There's a wonderful day going on out there!*
*throws open curtains, downpour of rain*
Uh..well, there must be something good on TV.
*power cut*
Huh. Unfortunate timing. Well, read a book or somethi..
*every piece of paper spontaneously combusts*
...well, that's new. Fine, I'll get the polish and cloths.

Letting the wings dry out must be like clipping a bird's wing for the poor guy. Art by  whitemantis who is just wonderful.