All right, maybe not to other species, but this says it all to me. Trust me, I'm a werewolf. Yes, in times of dire need, it has been recorded that people flock to the nearest werewolf....

Fine, all right, no, that's not true. Regardless, this shirt is awesometastic and I want it so much! Werewolves don't usually have money on them, so I'm asking my caretaker to get me this shirt.

Yes, I have a guardian. I'm her "Furbaby" as she calls me. Mushy junk, if you ask me. At least she doesn't force me to wear clothes I don't like and look "Girly". Bleacjaoeufjfaoeufhaoch! Gross.

She did want me to go wearing pink, though. Whateves. I'm up for wearing pink. I've never worn it before with my gray and black fuzz. I'm open for new things, I guess. But you guys better not say a word! Got it?! Capeesh?!


I bugged her about wearing earrings and she about flipped her lid. So, apparently, she can wear earrings, but I can't? How rude. I'll wait until after she's happy I've worn PINK, before I bother her about it again. Maybe, she'll be more vulnerable then, muahahah!