This is a quick little story I whipped up doing my lunches. It's basically the story of an uneventful food service delivery. Any resemblance to anyone is completely unintentional.

Really. It's unintentional.

It's a completely made up thing. No basis in reality whatsoever.

Not a true story. Not at all. Completely preposterous.

There's no reason to suspect that I just ripped this out of my old journals and copied it to appeal to a furry audience. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!