A request story I did.

Don't Mess With The Dogs

We open up our story in a nice green grassy field. Under the tallest and shadiest tree, Amy is setting up for the picnic that Sonic agreed to go to. Yes, you heard me right; he isn't going against his will. The pink hedgehog had dreamed of this moment ever since she laid eyes on her hero. She brought loads and loads of food on Sonic’s request. Normally she would scold Sonic for over eating, but in this case she didn’t care, she was finally going to get what she wanted.

“Finally...I can have Sonic all to myself.” Amy thought as she laid her back against the tree and waited for her blue hero. As she waited, she closed her eyes and fantasized about what she was going to do with her alone time with Sonic. She never thought he’d finally give in and go out with her, but she just guessed Sonic was ready to settle down.

“Hey Amy...we’re all here.” Sonic said as he poked Amy whom was daydreaming.

“Okay...now we can all ea...wait...what do you mean WE’RE ALL HERE”. Amy said as she opened her eyes and raised her voice. She then saw Tails and Knuckles, whom Sonic brought with him.

“Hi Amy.” Tails and Knuckles said cheerfully as they waved to her.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE...YOU’RE INTERRUPTING MY DATE WITH SONIC.” Amy yelled as she pulled out her Piko Piko hammer from who knows where.

“What do you mean a date...You invited me on a picnic, and I invited some friends.” Sonic said.

“grrrr.....SONIC.” Amy yelled as she chased after him with her hammer.

“Hey watch it.” Sonic said as he dodged to his right and avoided Amy’s hammer. “You didn’t say I couldn't bring any friends.”

The two of them continued arguing much to the annoyance of Tails and Knuckles who sat by the picnic basket and started eating. “50 rings on this argument lasting over an hour.” Knuckles asked Tails.

“You’re on.” Tails said as he bit into his Chili dog and watched Sonic run away from Amy.

While that was happening, the nefarious Dr. Eggman was concocting some new schemes for his hated enemy. After their last encounter, Eggman was left broke. Sonic had broken his last invention that he had planned to use to conqueror the world. To Eggman it felt like his prized possession was taken away from him.

“Blasted blue hedgehog, he ruins everything.” Eggman said as he smashed his hands down on what was left of his main computer. “How is a genius such as I, who is born to rule this world, going to ever succeed when woodland rodents keep stopping me?”

Eggman pondered on what he could do next. He didn’t have the funding for another all out attack. Then Eggman suddenly had an epiphany. Sonic should lose something he deeply cares for. Eggman thought about what was the thing he loved most. As he turned on his spy bot that he left to follow Sonic, he saw the hedgehog and his friends at a picnic. Eggman could over hear what they were saying.

“Pay up Tails, I called it.” Knuckles said as he put out his hand for his reward.

“I can’t believe I got suckered into this bet.” Tails said as he handed over 50 rings.

“You should feel ashamed; it’s my job to know all about fights.” Knuckles said as he laughed and counted the 50 rings.

Tails growled as he really wanted to eat Knuckles, but he promised Sonic he wouldn't eat anyone if he could come to the picnic. He just swallowed his 4th chili dog and moved on to another.

“Man I just love these Amy, they taste great.” Sonic said with a mouthful.

Amy slapped Sonic on the back of his head. “Don’t talk with a mouthful Sonic...but thank you.” Amy giggled as she picked up a napkin and wiped Sonic’s face.

“Amy you don't need to do that...I’m okay.” Sonic said after swallowing his mouthful so he wouldn't get hit again.

As Eggman watched Sonic, he got an idea. While it wasn't as grand as his usual plans, at least it would piss off Sonic, and that’s a victory in his book.

“Well Sonic, since you ruined my prized robots, I’m going to ruin your most cherished possession. The next time you eat a chili dog, you will be so repulsed by it that you’ll never want another.” Eggman laughed loudly and deeply until he busted a gut. “I really need to stop doing that.” Eggman then got to work on creating a serum that would make Sonic hate chili dogs.

Eggman did not believe in the old saying of an eye for an eye makes everyone blind, but he did believe that revenge is a dish best served cold, and what’s colder than ruining Sonic’s favourite thing in the world.

The very next day, Sonic woke up with a great big yawn. He stretched a little before he put on his shoes, socks, and gloves. He usually stayed at Tails house as Sonic felt he didn’t need a home, he felt the world was his home, but he did prefer a nice bed to a hard tree. He did a few leg stretches before he ran off for breakfast. After he was done he ran at sonic speed. Sonic always went to his favourite hot dog stand in the morning run by Bert. He made the best chili dogs in the world. This was the one thing Sonic would never be late for. He arrived at Bert’s Hot Dog stand in no time.

“Morning Sonic, I see you’re ready for your morning meal.” Bert said as he almost finished preparing breakfast.

“Like I’d ever miss my morning chili dog.” Sonic said as he eagerly waited for his food to be prepared.

Unbeknownst to Sonic, Eggman had finished his little revenge machine in the shape of a tiny mosquito. This mosquito carried the serum that Eggman had worked on all night. Eggman had his spy robot on standby so he could watch the upcoming show. The mosquito flew down onto Sonic’s neck and bit him, thus inserting the serum. Once it had finished, Eggman called it back so he could use it again for more powerful stuff, perhaps even lethal poisons. However Eggman was too late as Sonic swatted at his neck and broke his toy.

“Ow...stupid mosquitoes...I think they’re the only things I don’t want to save.” Sonic said as he rubbed the little bump he got on his neck.

“Eh, I don’t mind em...the smoke usually keeps them away from me. Anyways your order is ready. Free of charge as usual.” Bert said as he handed over the finished chili dog.

Sonic’s mouth watered as he grabbed the chili dog from Bert’s hand. He took a large bit and ate half of the chili dog. Sonic chewed up and swished the bits and pieces in his mouth before swallowing. “So good....so....” Suddenly the taste changed. Instead of the porky goodness, it changed into something revolting. Sonic latched onto his stomach as it growled in disapproval.

“Ugh what the heck...I’m not feeling so good.” Sonic gagged as he said his last word.

“Are you okay Sonic.” Bert Asked.

Sonic ran to a near bush and threw up. Bert could hear him from his hot dog stand, and it didn’t sound good. Sonic spent a good fifteen minutes behind the bush.

Meanwhile Eggman was laughing himself to tears. “What a show Sonic what a show. I can’t wait for the sequels. And in this case, the sequels will always live up to the original.” Eggman wiped his eyes and put his glasses back on. He eagerly waited for Sonic’s reaction.

Sonic was drinking some water to calm his stomach. He couldn't believe he threw up one of Bert’s chili dogs. He wondered if he was still dreaming. His stomach finally calmed down after he threw up every trace of the chili dog. “I don’t understand. I love your chili dogs. They tasted good for a moment, and then they had this revolting taste all the sudden...no offense.”

“A little...perhaps you should try a different place...maybe I’m no good anymore.” Bert said as his heart sank. He loved helping out the hero of Mobius. He felt his days were numbered though.

“I’m sorry...I’ll still come visit you.” Sonic said as he tried to comfort him.

“Thanks.” Bert said as he waved goodbye.

Sonic ran off into the distance and out of the spy bots range. Eggman was very pleased with the results. “Oh no I ruined a friendship too. Oh how I feel sooo bad.” Eggman said sarcastically as he showed off his iconic grin. “Looks like I won’t have to wait long for my sequel. And it’s a good thing my spy bot is recording all of this too. It’ll make a nice home movie one day.” He sent the spy bot after Sonic.

Sonic ran to all the places in town to try and find a chili dog he would like. Every attempt turned into a disastrous failure that always ended with him vomiting. Eggman just kicked back and watched as again and again, Sonic failed to reclaim what he loved so much. In a way Eggman was showing Sonic what it’s like to try so hard, only to be thwarted by some nuisance. Revenge did feel very sweet, and this time Eggman didn’t even have to raise a finger, Sonic did most of the work for him.

“I don’t understand.” Sonic thought. “I've been to every place and restaurant I could find, and I hated every chili dog I tried.” Sonic then started tearing up a little. “How can I hate the best non living friend I've ever had.” Sonic then had an idea. “Wait...maybe Tails could help me fix this. Don’t worry chili dogs...I’ll love you again very very soon.” Sonic ran at speeds much faster than usual as he was desperate to fix things. He barged through Tails front door and tackled the fox to the floor.

“Tails...Buddy...I NEED YOU.” Sonic said as his eyes twitched.

“Sonic...get off of me...you’re acting all crazy.” Tails said as he forced Sonic off of him.

“24 hours without a good tasting chili dog...what has the world come to?” Sonic said in a Shakespearean tone.

“Sonic...have you even eaten anything at all.” Tails asked

“No...my morning chili dog was ruined...I went everywhere to find a replacement.” Sonic said with a creepy laugh. “But I kept throwing it up...what was once good suddenly went bad.” “But you Tails.” Sonic said as he grabbed Tails and pulled him real close to his face. “You can make this all better...you’re the brainiac.”

“Uh Sonic...can I please have some personal space.” Tails said as he shoved Sonic off of him. “I don’t like you like this. You’re really creeping me out.”

“You don’t understand Tails...I need my chili dogs...I NEEEEEEEED THEEEEEEM.” Sonic said as he raised his voice.

“Uh....I’m no doctor...but maybe I can take a look at you.” Tails said frightened of this new side of Sonic.

“Yes please do it ol buddy ol pal PLEASE.” Sonic pleaded.

Tails used his machinery to take a look at Sonic. He spent the next hour checking Sonic’s vitals, blood pressure, and other stuff that might be off that’s not just Sonic’s mentality. Tails didn’t find anything that was really off. Everything seemed normal. As he was about to give up he noticed the mosquito bite he skipped over. Originally he thought it was no big deal, but he thought that maybe a mosquito carried something in it.

“Did you finally find something Tails.” Sonic asked.

“I think I might have.” Tails responded. “Just keep yourself calm and sane please.

After further inspection, Tails found that the bite didn’t seem like an ordinary mosquito bite. While the bump gave off the look of a regular bite, the piercings in Sonic’s skin looked different. Tails knew that this meant he was either dealing with a new species, or someone targeted Sonic.

“Alright Sonic, I think I may have found something.” Tails said as he stepped back.

“REALLY...OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.” Sonic cried as he hugged Tails real tight.

“Please...let...go...I’m losing...air.” Tails said as he gasped for air.

“Oh Sorry.” Sonic said as he put Tails down and patted him on the head.

“Thanks.” Tails said as he took a deep breath. “Anyways that mosquito bite on your neck isn’t normal. The markings are different from the average bite. So in other words we’re dealing with a new species, or someone specifically targeted you by using something like a mosquito.”

“EGGMAN.” Sonic said as he gritted his teeth.

“I wouldn't’t be surprised.” Tails said as he shrugged.

“THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.” Sonic yelled as he bolted out of Tails home.

“Wait...how come threatening the planet and trying to kill us wasn't the last straw.” Tails questioned out loud.

Eggman had watched the whole thing on his spy bot. Needless to say he knew this wasn't going to end well. He turned on his PA system and spoke to his robots.

“All remaining robots to the front line, the blue rodent is headed this way. Protect your creator.” Eggman yelled. He then ran into his lab to work on Metal Sonic. Unfortunately he was still heavily damaged from fighting Sonic a while back. “Come on you blasted contraption, turn on, you must destroy Sonic.” Eggman knew deep down that even if he could activate Metal, he would only be good as a distraction in his condition.

Eggman could hear outside his lab loud explosions and his robots being broken down into scrap metal. He activated the safety measures of his room and had a metal door block the entrance. Right as he got Metal Sonic to function, things went quiet. Eggman thought Sonic might have left, until a loud bang came from the metal door. Eggman jumped in fear. Dents were starting to form as Sonic continuously attacked the metal door.

“Er Sonic....are you still mad about the whole chili dog thing...it was a harmless prank?” Things went quiet again. Eggman sighed with relief until he heard a loud grinding noise. All the sudden Sonic busted through the door in his spin dash form. Eggman gazed upon his mortal enemy who looked a little different. Sonic’s eyes were bloodshot, his spines were all rustled up, and he had this odd twitching sensation. “He’s all yours Metal.” Eggman said as he made a run for it.

Eggman could hear a battle unfold as he bolted to the only place that made him safe, his bedroom. He closed the door shut quietly and hid under his covers.“Sonic is taking this a lot more seriously than I expected, usually he cracks a lame joke or two.” Eggman said to himself as he tried to keep calm. He soon heard his bedroom door creak open. Eggman kept as still as he could. His heart then sank as he saw his covers slowly be taken off him.

“No Sonic...please don’t.” Eggman said as he flinched. As he slightly opened his eyes, he saw Metal Sonic’s face. “Oh...good job Metal, you took care of that pesky hedgehog, now we just need to...WHAT IN THE?” Eggman yelled as he fully opened his eyes and saw Metal Sonic’s severed head. The hand holding Metal Sonic moved him away to reveal the real Sonic.

“How’s it going...Eggman.” Sonic said as he let out a sinister chuckle.

“Err not to bad...you’re looking pretty well.” Eggman said as he laughed nervously

“You don’t mess with the chili dogs Eggman.” Sonic said as he leaned in real close to Eggman’s face. “Because of you I haven’t eaten in a whole day.”

“Why not...err...try a diet instead of chili dogs.” Eggman said as he wished Sonic would back up a few feet.

“Funny you should say that.” Sonic said as his stomach growled. “I think your right.”

Eggman breathed a sigh of relief as he thought Sonic was done.

“I think I’ll start with an egg diet.” Sonic said as he showed off a toothy grin.

“What...No Sonic you’re not thinking straight...just calm down a moment and let us talk this over.” Eggman pleaded.

“This little trick worked for Tails, and now it’ll work for me.” Sonic said as he removed Eggmans glasses and stuffed his head into his mouth.

Unfortunately for Sonic, his insanity blinded him from the awful truth of his idea of a punishment. How his victim tasted.

Sonic gagged as he swallowed Eggman’s head. Sonic really wanted to change his mind, but he didn’t want to turn back now. He could hear Eggman’s pleas as he swallowed up to his chest. Sonic ignored the thought of savouring anything as he swallowed Eggman’s chest and moved on to his gut. This part was really hard for him as Eggman’s pot belly was pretty big. Sonic nearly choked as he gulped down Eggman's stomach. Eggman’s head started to pop into Sonic’s stomach. He could hear the loud gurgling, and another unpleasant sound. Sonic laid back on Eggman's bed as he allowed gravity to do the rest of the work. Sonic’s belly expanded as more and more of Eggman started to curl up inside. Eggman’s kicking also speed up the process and made things easier. With one last gulp Sonic had finished off his arch nemesis.

“Ugh you tasted more like a rotten egg, is that why you’re called Eggman.” Sonic said as he rubbed his stomach and tried to settle it.

“Let me out of here this instant you insufferable hedgehog.” Eggman yelled as he tried to project his voice over the loud gurgling.

“Ugh I’m going to be sick...I better go see Tails.” Sonic said as he heaved himself up and ran.

Tails was sitting around and drinking some soda, while watching T.V. “Urp...I wonder what Sonic’s doing...he didn’t seem all...there when he left.” Tails thought.

Suddenly his door was broken down as the familiar, or should I say mostly familiar blue hedgehog stormed in.

“Tails...you gotta help me...I’m gonna be sick.” Sonic said as he grabbed his mouth.

“Sonic...What did you do...What did you eat?” Tails asked.

“I followed your example...I ate Eggman.” Sonic said as he chuckled.

“YOU WHAT...HOW COULD YOU EVEN STOMACH HIM.” Tails yelled as he himself gagged at the pure thought of consuming that geezer.

“That’s just it...I don’t think I can.” Sonic said as he felt Eggman’s struggles.

“Get me out of here...It smells and it’s all sticky. This is no place for a genius.” Eggman yelled as this time his voice could be heard.

“Oh shut up Egghead.” Sonic said as he punched his gut.

“Why would you eat him...he is probably the only one who knows what can reverse your condition.” Tails said as he face palmed.

“Oh...I hadn't thought of that.” Sonic said as he laughed. Sonic suddenly felt uncontrollably queasy. His stomach let out a loud un-happy gurgle.

“No...not like this.” Eggman said as he knew what was coming.

“DON’T YOU DO IT SONIC.” Tails yelled.

But it was too late. Sonic felt Eggman come up as a bulge in his throat as he slowly puked him out. This sensation was extremely painful for him as he had to re-taste Eggman all over again. Eggman slowly came out of Sonic’s mouth and hit the floor like a fish out of water.

“At least I feel better now.” Sonic said as he sighed.

“Absolutely revolting...I never want to experience that again.” Eggman said as he laid in vomit.

“How about we make sure this never happens again and we never speak of it, if you fix Sonic.” Tails said as he put out his hand.

“Agreed...we never speak of this, and we never repeat this.” Eggman said as he was pulled up.

Eggman kept his word and injected a counter serum to fix Sonic. Tails of course checked it first to make sure there was no double cross. Things went mostly back to normal. Sonic got his chili dogs from Bert in the morning, Tails cleaned up Sonic’s mess which he was left with as Sonic ditched him, and Eggman went back to trying to rebuild his empire. He also turned the recordings into a home movie. Sonic and Eggman dreams were plagued with nightmares of the horrible experience though. Tails on the other hand had dreams of getting payback on Sonic, and he already knew how that was going to go down when his stomach growled.