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racist_shitheads_doing_absolutely_nothing.cumshot
Emily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAaaAAAaAAAAAHHH!!!! SO TINY! I'VE GOT A TINY LITTLE HEAD!
Brian: KITTY!
Emily: What the FUK do you want Bri-
Brian: NO! I AM BRITRON! AND THIS IS BIRD ZACQUE!
Zeus: HEUGH!
Emily: Oh ok. Now WHAT IS IT BriTRON!
Brian: I am going to eat your ass! It tastes like Green Eggs and SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHM!
Emily: FUK YOU!
Brian: Please! I will pay you all of my money!
*CHA-CHING*
Emily: oKAY!
Brian: HOOO WAAH!! [Starts Eating Her Ass]NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
TJ: That ASS is MINE! [kills Brian]
Brian: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Let's get one thing straight! I am now DEAD!
Zeus: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED BRIAN!
TJ: Not big SurpriirpruS! aaaaahhhahahahahaahHOOOHOOHOOOO!!!
Emily: TJ!
TJ: Yeah!
Emily: what are you Smoking!
TJ: BRO-NEE TEARS!
Emily: Can I have some?
TJ: YeaeY!
Emily: Awesome! [smokes Brony Tears] HOOGH! [Slo-Mo] IIIII FEEEEEELLLLL EEEEEVVVEEERRRYYYYY THHHHIIIINNNNGGGGGG.
Zeus: Shit! Nice going FAAK FACE! You just drugged Tiny Head Goat!
TJ: Its Cool. She'll be-
Emily: [Farts on TJ's Face]
TJ: AAAAAGGHH!!!! GODDAMIT EMILY! STOP FARTING!
Emily: I....CAN'T....I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! [Explosive Fart leaving behind Fart Gas]
TJ: HEUGH! AAAGGHH!!! SO! MUCH! ASS GAS!
Zeus: KILLBITCH! What does the scouter say about the FART GAS
Killb: [Presses button] ITS OVER NINE TH-[TJ kicks him in the dick] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY BALLS!
TJ: That joke is CRAP!
Killb: FUK YOU FUK FACE!
Brian: [Gets Back Up] I am still Ali- [Sniffs. Monkey Grunt] I do beleive I am DEAD! AGAIN!
Zeus: Well I guess things can't get any worse Right?
[SONG CUTS TO BANANA MAN]
Zeus: SHEIT!
Nana: Fellas!
All: Yes!
Nana: Each and every one of you will suck my BANANA?
All: NO!
Nana: Come on~
All: NO!
Nana: You are all FA- [DING] Ooooooh! Is BriirB asleep?
Killb: Uhm...Yeah!
Nana: *laughs* GOOD! [Unzips Brian's pants] All I can tell about this next procedure; is that I'M GOING TO FUK YOU! [Nana Unveals her Banana Cock]
OOOOOOHHHH BANANA!
Zeus: [Monkey Screech] BRIAN! YOU FAT ASS! WAKE UP!
Killb: Ooooh this is not good.
TJ: HEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEHHEHE!
Nana: Time for most Dangerous FUCKING! [Fucks Brian]
Zeus: UUUGGHH!!
Killb: What the bloody hell!
TJ: Hmm Hmm Hmm...Well Now.
Brian: [Wakes up...AGAIN] HAY! Who is on MAH ass!? What's going on?!
TJ: Buttsecks!
Brian: Buttsecks? Yay!...oh wait....That's bad. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Killb: LOOK OUT! PUMPKING AHEAD!
All: What?!
[Pumpkin Lands. King K.Rool Theme plays]
Pumpkin: I'm very hungry!
Zeus: Oooooh this is BAAaaADD!
Pumpkin: Give me the BANANA!
Brian: Yes!
Nana: What! NOOOoooOOoooOOOoo! Brian! I love yo- [Pumpkin Eats her] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pumpkin: Yuck! That was terrible! Give me the burger.
TJ: Hey Pumpkin head! FUK YOU!
Pumpking: NO! FUK You! [Lands on TJ]
TJ: GAAAAGGHH!!
Brian: OH NO! He Killed TJ!
TJ: nope.avi! I am a G- [Pumpking crushes him again]
Pumpkin: No!
Killb: Ooooh noooo! Looks like its just you and Me, Brian!
Brian: seYYes!
Pumpkin: Give me the Burger.
Killb: NO!
Pumpkin: Give me the Burger.
Brian: Naaah!
Pumpkin [EAR RAPE] GIIIVVEEE MEEEE THHEEE BUURRGGEERRR!!
Killb, Brian, and Zeus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Zeus: Shat the ASS up, Pumpkin! Do not make me SHIT on your FACE!
Pumpkin: No! I don't want that! [Sets Nuke]
OH MY GOD, J.C. A BOMB!
Killb: A bomb!
Zeus: Ooh this is not good!
Brian: I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN DAT SHIT!
Pumpkin: Now you fucking die! huA huA hu- [Bomb disabled] What?
Emily: I'M BACK DUMMY!
Zeus: You did it! I know you could Did it!
Brian: We did it! We deactivated the bo-
AH AH AH. YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
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# YOU HEU-
[EXPLOSION]
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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TJ: Well that was a clusterfuck of-
Brian: TJ! The video is Over! Go the FAK Home!
TJ: Sorry.
The Sexual Tension was strong in this one!.....yeah I dunno what the fuck I just made here!
TJ: Friend on DA
Emily:
kitten700
Nana (or whatever her name is):
Denizen1414
Killb: Friend on DA
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Brian: KITTY!
Emily: What the FUK do you want Bri-
Brian: NO! I AM BRITRON! AND THIS IS BIRD ZACQUE!
Zeus: HEUGH!
Emily: Oh ok. Now WHAT IS IT BriTRON!
Brian: I am going to eat your ass! It tastes like Green Eggs and SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHM!
Emily: FUK YOU!
Brian: Please! I will pay you all of my money!
*CHA-CHING*
Emily: oKAY!
Brian: HOOO WAAH!! [Starts Eating Her Ass]NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
TJ: That ASS is MINE! [kills Brian]
Brian: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Let's get one thing straight! I am now DEAD!
Zeus: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED BRIAN!
TJ: Not big SurpriirpruS! aaaaahhhahahahahaahHOOOHOOHOOOO!!!
Emily: TJ!
TJ: Yeah!
Emily: what are you Smoking!
TJ: BRO-NEE TEARS!
Emily: Can I have some?
TJ: YeaeY!
Emily: Awesome! [smokes Brony Tears] HOOGH! [Slo-Mo] IIIII FEEEEEELLLLL EEEEEVVVEEERRRYYYYY THHHHIIIINNNNGGGGGG.
Zeus: Shit! Nice going FAAK FACE! You just drugged Tiny Head Goat!
TJ: Its Cool. She'll be-
Emily: [Farts on TJ's Face]
TJ: AAAAAGGHH!!!! GODDAMIT EMILY! STOP FARTING!
Emily: I....CAN'T....I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! [Explosive Fart leaving behind Fart Gas]
TJ: HEUGH! AAAGGHH!!! SO! MUCH! ASS GAS!
Zeus: KILLBITCH! What does the scouter say about the FART GAS
Killb: [Presses button] ITS OVER NINE TH-[TJ kicks him in the dick] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY BALLS!
TJ: That joke is CRAP!
Killb: FUK YOU FUK FACE!
Brian: [Gets Back Up] I am still Ali- [Sniffs. Monkey Grunt] I do beleive I am DEAD! AGAIN!
Zeus: Well I guess things can't get any worse Right?
[SONG CUTS TO BANANA MAN]
Zeus: SHEIT!
Nana: Fellas!
All: Yes!
Nana: Each and every one of you will suck my BANANA?
All: NO!
Nana: Come on~
All: NO!
Nana: You are all FA- [DING] Ooooooh! Is BriirB asleep?
Killb: Uhm...Yeah!
Nana: *laughs* GOOD! [Unzips Brian's pants] All I can tell about this next procedure; is that I'M GOING TO FUK YOU! [Nana Unveals her Banana Cock]
OOOOOOHHHH BANANA!
Zeus: [Monkey Screech] BRIAN! YOU FAT ASS! WAKE UP!
Killb: Ooooh this is not good.
TJ: HEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEHHEHE!
Nana: Time for most Dangerous FUCKING! [Fucks Brian]
Zeus: UUUGGHH!!
Killb: What the bloody hell!
TJ: Hmm Hmm Hmm...Well Now.
Brian: [Wakes up...AGAIN] HAY! Who is on MAH ass!? What's going on?!
TJ: Buttsecks!
Brian: Buttsecks? Yay!...oh wait....That's bad. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Killb: LOOK OUT! PUMPKING AHEAD!
All: What?!
[Pumpkin Lands. King K.Rool Theme plays]
Pumpkin: I'm very hungry!
Zeus: Oooooh this is BAAaaADD!
Pumpkin: Give me the BANANA!
Brian: Yes!
Nana: What! NOOOoooOOoooOOOoo! Brian! I love yo- [Pumpkin Eats her] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pumpkin: Yuck! That was terrible! Give me the burger.
TJ: Hey Pumpkin head! FUK YOU!
Pumpking: NO! FUK You! [Lands on TJ]
TJ: GAAAAGGHH!!
Brian: OH NO! He Killed TJ!
TJ: nope.avi! I am a G- [Pumpking crushes him again]
Pumpkin: No!
Killb: Ooooh noooo! Looks like its just you and Me, Brian!
Brian: seYYes!
Pumpkin: Give me the Burger.
Killb: NO!
Pumpkin: Give me the Burger.
Brian: Naaah!
Pumpkin [EAR RAPE] GIIIVVEEE MEEEE THHEEE BUURRGGEERRR!!
Killb, Brian, and Zeus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Zeus: Shat the ASS up, Pumpkin! Do not make me SHIT on your FACE!
Pumpkin: No! I don't want that! [Sets Nuke]
OH MY GOD, J.C. A BOMB!
Killb: A bomb!
Zeus: Ooh this is not good!
Brian: I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN DAT SHIT!
Pumpkin: Now you fucking die! huA huA hu- [Bomb disabled] What?
Emily: I'M BACK DUMMY!
Zeus: You did it! I know you could Did it!
Brian: We did it! We deactivated the bo-
AH AH AH. YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
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# YOU HEU-
[EXPLOSION]
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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TJ: Well that was a clusterfuck of-
Brian: TJ! The video is Over! Go the FAK Home!
TJ: Sorry.
The Sexual Tension was strong in this one!.....yeah I dunno what the fuck I just made here!
TJ: Friend on DA
Emily:
kitten700Nana (or whatever her name is):
Denizen1414Killb: Friend on DA
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Category All / All
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Size 1280 x 784px
File Size 129.2 kB
Is this a fan version of a TF2 Smexual meme? xDD EX: http://youtu.be/KlwJ3lSNwic
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