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This came out _terrible_. But so ear-splittingly, hilariously terrible, I can't help but love it.
As you can no doubt tell, I am not using the most advanced equipment for this sort of thing. My plan was to do a little five-part harmony with myself, but it ended up sounding like a vinyl record that's been used to wipe a gorilla's ass too many times.
Oh well! Enjoy this timeless classic. And sing along (if you can keep your brain from bleeding long enough).
Cock-suckin' Sammy getcher motherfuckin' mammy
We're goin' downtown to the cock-sucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight!
Till beginning of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes inna rockin' chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
Come on you po'-ass singers and you big dick slingers
We're goin' downtown to the cock-sucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight!
Till beginning of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes inna rockin' chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
Yea-eah-eah-eah!
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
(Lyrics copyright... someone else)
As you can no doubt tell, I am not using the most advanced equipment for this sort of thing. My plan was to do a little five-part harmony with myself, but it ended up sounding like a vinyl record that's been used to wipe a gorilla's ass too many times.
Oh well! Enjoy this timeless classic. And sing along (if you can keep your brain from bleeding long enough).
Cock-suckin' Sammy getcher motherfuckin' mammy
We're goin' downtown to the cock-sucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight!
Till beginning of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes inna rockin' chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
Come on you po'-ass singers and you big dick slingers
We're goin' downtown to the cock-sucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight!
Till beginning of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes inna rockin' chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
Yea-eah-eah-eah!
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock-sucker's ball!
(Lyrics copyright... someone else)
Category Music / Miscellaneous
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ROFL.
Oh my god, I needed this. In a day that went from ok to bad to "holy-fucking-christ are you shitting me it's THAT bad?" awful, this brought me right on out of my funk.
Nothin like phenominally unintentional awefulness that becomes sheer gold.
Thank you for your wonderful singing, kind fox.
Oh my god, I needed this. In a day that went from ok to bad to "holy-fucking-christ are you shitting me it's THAT bad?" awful, this brought me right on out of my funk.
Nothin like phenominally unintentional awefulness that becomes sheer gold.
Thank you for your wonderful singing, kind fox.
This is all you, multitracked? I'm impressed with the singing!
I'm vaguely reminded of an old song about "The Darktown Strutters' Ball" for some reason.
How many of us have listened to a 78RPM record that didn't sound like the needle was being dragged across a concrete sidewalk?
I'm vaguely reminded of an old song about "The Darktown Strutters' Ball" for some reason.
How many of us have listened to a 78RPM record that didn't sound like the needle was being dragged across a concrete sidewalk?
Yep, tis me. I sang along to Frank Zappa's version, using a different voice each time.
And you are absolutely correct!! This song was originally a dirty little parody of TheDarktown Strutters' Ball!!
Actually, i upgraded to the new version of Audacity and it doesn't spike like that, so I may re-record this...
And you are absolutely correct!! This song was originally a dirty little parody of TheDarktown Strutters' Ball!!
Actually, i upgraded to the new version of Audacity and it doesn't spike like that, so I may re-record this...
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