You suck, okay? I hate you. I move to Australia because I want to have fun and have a better life and a good career and to be with my dad and I can't enjoy it as much because I'm too busy missing you. I miss a lot of my friends and family, I do, I miss them all like hell, but I swear to god I'd be able to tolerate it if you weren't there for me to miss.
You're my best friend, my absolute closest ally; nobody knows me or understands me as well as you do and I don't think anybody ever will. You are absolutely unique and I will never find another friend like you, that's the simple truth of it, it's not going to happen. I can't stand knowing that it might be years before we get to see each other again, it drives me absolutely mad and I know the first thing I do when I see you again is hug you so hard that you die and then I'll have to kick God's ass to make him bring you back to life.
We're going to see each other again. As soon as I can get a good job going and have enough time and money to make the trip easily, I'm coming to see all of my friends, but I'm going straight to your house first and I won't even tell you when. If I land at 3 in the morning then guess what? I'll be at your house around 4 and your ass is coming with me to do the dumbest shit we've ever done. So fuck timezones, fuck distance, and fuck that goddamn ocean, because they're not going to be in the way forever.
You are my true friend, I love and miss you more than I can describe and when we meet again we're gonna make the world our bitch.

 nameydog

P.S. If I get run over or something and die before we meet again (if I do I'll be pissed) then my gravestone better have Skype built into it cuz I'll be IM'ing your ass from the grave.

P.P.S. If I get any sappy comments talking about love or this being gay then Imma start punching throats (just kidding I love you guys say whatever you want I know we're a couple of fags)

P.P.P.S. Also this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFaenf1T-Y