Whoo! *Does the running man*

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:D?

XD

Yay you liked it x3

But of course. Makes sense in a situation like this :p

Yup x3

Damn slender. I didn't know you liked to PARTY HARD!

theres a lot of things people dont know about me!

My friend Daan wanted to know if he could supply some, let's just say, party "supplies" for the party?

what supplies? jeff brought the drugs, eyeless jack brought the alchol!

The shit that this anthro fox brings is all homemade, for he is a scientist that has been convicted for possession of the drugs to alcohol you can think of, and scince he's a scientist he can make it mainly all natural depending on what your looking for. So name it and he'll more than likely have it in stock and ready to deliver himself within 5 minutes thanks to his telepoter.

um... no thanks, creepy pasta drugs and alcohol is 1,000,000 times stronger than regular drugs and alcohol

I forgot to mention he gets the supplies to make the drugs from the devil himself?

we get our stuff from zalgo, he actualy makes and brews this stuff himself, as for ladies, were good, got fan girls, really hot ones, willing to fuck at a moments notice!

and also, 5 minuite transporter? psh i can teleport stuff in half a second!

Well you have to under stand that he has to do it the human way unlike you or me, since I'm a spirit cursed to be eternally tortured by my sins, he can't travel in and out of purgatory. And for the women well he's screwed on that level, so I'll tell him he's not needed unless you need some one to make a total idiot of themselves.

FINE, ill talk with the other guys ok?

Thnx, I need him to get scared by you and your friends for he's been saying bullshit to me that y'all aren't scary and it ticked me off.

orly? who is he then?

His name is Saul. He should be down at The Passed Out Drunk bar in Drajara city. If he's not then he'll probably be at The Dark cemetery trying to bury himself.

allright, i get the other pastas together and we'll scare the living shit outa him!

Did I forget to metion he can get ladies, too.