Inspired by a conversation with friends about how a male of certain species of octopus has a detachable sexual organ... And I made a joke about how it must suck to go clubbing as an octipus cuz you could come home to a purse full of..... well you know! XD

Well a friend of ours came back with "Or maybe if you didn't wear that tight hoochy octopuss dress, they wouldn't just stuff your bag with 'em."