Carve and Switchblade. Two of the most messed up creatures ever to exist.

Well, first off, they're pokemorphs. Carve is a cubone that has forsaken his classic weapon in favor of... something more fun. He is a full-time sadist and part-time butcher based on Pyramid Head, with a special place in his dark, merciless heart for his little friend.

Switchblade is a grovyle-morph without much luck and enough sad stories to fill up a Starbucks. She is a hopeless masochist who just so happens to be Carve's number one fan. She is also a sadist, and adores eating raw meat.

No, neither of them are 'available' or 'interested'. ;P