I don't think 'flee' is quite strong enough. 'Run crying for mommy' sounds about right...

Actually, I think 'Scream like little girls and run away' sounds better. Hell, I do all the time when out classed in games.

I choose inventory. I always keep a shitload of phoenix down for just such purposes.

Those only help if someone's still standing... and everything in a five mile radius isn't burned to nothingness... then burned again just to make sure.

-B!

Curses... Save me action replay!

I whip out my Sword of Ultimate PWN!!!! +5,000 and a half and call in an orbital strike.

The FOAL* is prepped and ready.




(* Floating Orbital Anvil Launcher)

Actually,I was thinking more along the lines of the high-beams from hell or the middle finger of god,but hey,I've never been one to show restraint or respect for living things. Those babies are heat treated to survive reentry,right? Don't want 'em melting to nothingness before they get to their target.

You know what? Lets just call in the chrono troopers and just erase it from time. Better send in a dozen. Failing that I want a few dozen nukes ready to go and the teleportation matrix ready to send as much of it as it can to the heart of the sun. Some Zone Troopers and Terminaters (both kinds) set up in a defensive line and get some mages ready to nuke the sucker further. Mechs and drop ships behind them as the fall back point.

Also,we'll hit it with AIDS bombs. Just to be sure.

Scurries off to construct the 'Bird of God' deathray.

No, they would just melt down into a 150-200 pound armor piercing slug.

Someone gotta live to use one! D:>

This has been already pointed out. And the proper response was issued.

Pages don't refresh automatically. I had dinner, came back and posted. Mystery solved.

That's no monster, that must be my bolo if everything in five miles is being blasted and then blasted again to make sure. *nods*

Just sounds like my modus operandi.

Haha, very nice

That must be one big monster, by the sounds of it, its a hydra there up aginst?

Maybe it's the offspring of a hydra breeding with a terrasque?

-B!

I played with a guy whose character trapped the Tarrasque in his bag of holding. He had a +5 punch and he just kept inching the thing in.

I found out he had it when he let it loose on me. ;_;

Damn... that had to be a huge bage to fit in a Godzilla sized monster!

-B!

I know just enough D&D to understand that, and I find it hilarious.

Clever....I wonder how you keep something like that fed? Aside from coonsticks.

You don't. There isn't even any air in a bag of holding, but the Tarrasque is immortal. In effect, he was suffocating, dying and resuscitating over and over again.

No wonder he was so pissed when he got out.

That does explain quite a bit. You also have to wonder if it took so much effort to get the creature in, how do you get it out of the bag in a rush without destroying said bag?

*laffing my ass off* Oh dude, that's fucking hilarious!!

Maybe, who knows.

Maybe who knows!

Nonsense, it's the Giant Hamster from Space, the lass is just drunk

Really, How did that happen?

Just so we're all clear on this, I meant the girl in the pic, the mage I believe...
As to how she got drunk...well, only creepy stuff comes to mind, so let's just go with they probably overdid it on the celebration of the previous mission.

hmm I see, how interesting!

YAaaah, the big pic made it to FA.

And personally, I agree with the rogue...

hmmm don't pixies have that whole giant monster thing down cold though? I thought I read that someplace....

poor fighter, needs more emotion in his life, have him talk to the priest.

Lol, great stuff drake, keep up the goodwork.

"FLEE FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"ABANDON ALL POSTS!"
"GO AND DIE IN ANY WAY YOU SEE FIT!"
D:)

this picture also makes me giggle x3

Fantastic amount of detail!

when c'thulhu attacks?

I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG!

(six months later) Doomy doomy doomy doom doom doom doom dooooom..

By the way, I hate you. I've had that song stuck in my head all night at work...

Ha ha ha. My evil plan was a success!

You fiend!

(And your avatar goes perfectly with that line, too... )

Excellent, definite fave, full of WIN...despite their imminent game over

LOL a few min and already 10 comments.

Cool picture Man

Maybe the monster will let them pass if they buy it a shubbery...

ROTFLAMO! Run AWAY!










then again, lets NOT go to Camelot.... t'is a silly place
(it's only a model)

Shh!

Inventory: Nuke, Target: Hydra.

It's the monster from the ending of The Mist ! o_O

That scene reminds me of so many battles.

In situations like that, throw all the most useless inventory items at the enemy. For some reason giant unbelievable evil monsters seem vulnerable to old keepsakes and miscellaneous items you've been lugging around. :P

UBERZOMBIECREATURE! *Phoenix down.* BLAAAARGH *Dies*

Yeah...one of the big exploits of the Final Fantasy series.

You can put it to amusing use in Final Fantasy Tactics... there's a few fights against 100% undead teams.

Math Skilled Raise that hits the entire damn board can wipe them out, and leave your party unscathed :3

You fought Phantom Train in FF6J (FF3), didn't you?

Naw, some zombie thing in the bottom of the church in FFX Underwater no less.

>>Flee!

"CAN'T ESCAPE"

Of course...

Looks like they wondered into the wrong zone.

This just reminded me of all those times in RPGs where I had an unwinnable fight, and I keep using my potions and revives anyways. ;_;

total genius... total... WIN!

Inventory has a small note, it is titled advice it says is bold friendly letters "DO NOT PANIC"

why am I reminded of the last boss on Serious Sam ep 1 o0;

Oh yeah, biggest bosses ever... well at least until Shadow of the Collosus came out.

-B!

Yeah, fleeing sounds good.

Man, they are so doom doom doom doom, damn, I need to get that song out of my head.

now that's just awesome

Is 'Flee to another continent' an option? Or maybe 'Pre-Apocalypse quicky with the chick in green'?

"fuck off,Empherya!
I'M OUT OF HERE!!!"

Faved and wallpapered.

Awww, thanks!

-B!

I can't help it. :D Considering in D&D I play a tiny little fae, this picture has even more to appeal to me than just the art and humour. :D

If they only had a badger with them in the party...

This reminds me of a classic song:

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge!!!


also, slightly more obscure:

Brave Sir Garrick,
Sir Garrick led the way!
Brave, brave Sir Garrick,
Sir Garrick ran away!!!

"Perhaps it will help to confuse it if we run away more."

Go and change your armor!

Speaking of which, where is old Doctor Doom when you actually need him?

He got taken out by Squirrel Girl last I saw.

Heh heh. Taken out by Squirrel...

Now that was naughty.

He's sitting back until people start writing him well again.

-B!

I guess it's like with Iron Man and Mister Fantastic. We just want our characters back.

Actually, I think I've seen this moment in most of the RPG's I've played.

5 ton rock PLUS scroll of Teleport any object PLUS 5 miles directly over Hydra's head = Tach-nuke minus fallout

Never underestimate the power of of Mycroft Holmes!

and if you don't get that reference, go read "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein






and YES, I did use that in a AD&D game, just before AD&D second edition came out

aw, crap. now I'm showing my age again...

I tell you what. If I threw my Morrowind typical character set up at it, it'd never stand a chance.

As in Sherlock's smarter brother?

Mycroft Holmes in the book "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress" was a computer for Lunar Authority. it ran the ballistic computers for the catapult, added controls for heat, air, lights, mail and phone systems... then one day Woke Up.

Mike (the computer) was a Fair Dinkum Thinkum. so named for the fact he just sat and thought all day.

"Moon" is one of, if no THE Best Sci-Fi EVER written by the hand of man (human that is)

please please PLEASE read it if you ever get the chance. I bought another copy (for a friend) on eBay for $0.01 and delivered to her house for $4 usps.

Where's the "Soil pants and die" option? :P

Get behind me, I'll use The Dimensional Cannon on it.

Kiyone: But it's not to be used on something as small as a planet, it's for destroying a small Galaxy!

Like we have a choice here?


Cool picture.

Heh heh heh!

Cool I haven't heard the doom song in ages ^_^

Doom doom doom doom wonderful doom!

Fleeing is a good choice. So's teleporting.

oh yeah... Its running time

Can you really run from something that takes up the horizon?
Then again mountains do that... and they aren't know for their running...

-B!

Hehe I play monster hunter.. After fighting my way through that I have to say it... A monster that fills up the horison... I'm getting out of there no matter how much running I have to do. Or at least find a way to slow it down.

Like by feeding it the rest of your party members?

-B?

nahhh. their more useful alive. And their is no telling how big its mouth is. More like calling Godzilla and letting them duke it out

Yes, it's the Black Mage way of traveling. Always keep your living meat shields close and your enemies (and any bandits, civilians, creatures, buildings, and general countrysides you happen across) a smoldering pile of ash. :P

For those that don't know what I'm talking about...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/

Wrong game, but still works!

LEROYYYYY JENKINS!

Awesome pic.

When the 'Doom' song is being sung with a gigantic multi-headed monster in front of you, you realize the castle from Mario 64 is not worth it.

Hey! Ultima Weapon! Ya owe me five bucks!

Let's do this thing!

>Inventory
>Potion & DIE
>Hi-Potion & DIE
>Knot of Rust & DIE
>Pheonix Down...& DIE
>Bomb & DIE

Insta-fave! I only wish it was desktop sized!

Contact my brother, he can probably hook you up with that!

sayntgeorge[at]yahoo.com

-b!

I hate those kinds of battles ;.;

Yanno, if you subsitute 'head' for 'turret', this sounds alot like they're fighting a Bolo.

Oh yes, the Bolos, also known as continental seige engines!

-B!

And later marks were known as planetary siege engines.

And they can move faster than you can flee. o_o

*gets Da Fork of Doom out*

Do you still have that mysterious item that didn't seem to do anything ever? Maybe it's some use?

Either that or smoke ball?

Like using Lead Bubble against Wily?

-B!

Dreadlock girl!: 3

I luvs this muchly!

It's always pretty bad when everyone in the group is having to look up to see the monster, and only dude who isn't seems to find the flee option pretty attractive.

Not "Inventory and Die"?

I toyed with that one, but ended up not going with it.

B!

and this is why i like valkyire profile, there are normal, walking around creeps, in the mid to end game areas that can easily destory your party if you don't have at least one guy with the skill guts. this skill gives you a percent chance that even if your suppose to die you live with 5% life. 8 ranks in this skill, with the last rank giving you 75% I LIVE chance.

then he revives the rest of the team with auto item at the end of the turn, so i can wail on you forever!.

p.s. there are a lot of things that can bring you back in that, becasue your almost always outmatched in power. i like to combine guts with auto and an equip called angel curio, which unfailingly revives you, then has a 1/3 chance of breaking. good thing to, becasue the game's bosses kill you practicly every turn on hard.

Nice to see you using some more colors, it drastically changes the effect of your style.

More colors? I'm still working out of the same marker set I've got going.

-B!

Usually you tend to work in black and white with the addition of one or two other colors, therefore this is out of your standard.

True, plus it's got a hell of a lot of orange, which is a color I'm not typically big on.

-B!

ALl these RPG pics makes me wish I could join in a game sometime.

is it me, or do the lasses look much more worried?.. Perhaps the party had come across the fabled Ginormous Living Pile Of Slithering Slimy Probing Vines™?

Select option: Inventory
Select Item: Cell phone with number of crazed "environmentalist" group made up of spoiled rich kids who think nuclear (I hope thats spelled right) is something you put drinks in.
Result: You call C.E.G and tell them the monster was hired by big business to clear cut the forest. They come in with large S.U.Vs and trucks, and attempt to picket the monster, giving your plenty of time to run like your life depends on it.

Set the ACLU in, along with Fred Phelps and Jack Thompson, too,
just for good measure!

Alright, time's up. Let's do this LEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENKINNNNNSSSSS

...so scream then die?

-B?

Sure. Just bring a damn soulstone.

I would like to take a moment to reinstate my love for girls with dreds. :D

I like that.

"... I'm not impressed."

It's solid.

The staff held by the cleric looks vaguely familiar. More importantly, what's the monster look like?

Final Fantasy X i think? Coulda swore that Yuna had one like it at some point....

In FF6, you have in your inventory either smoke
bombs or warp stones... but they fail in this case.

Which is a better reason why to have the airship parked
nearby... with the engine still running.

Pop the pixie in the cleavage of the girl with braids,
warrior picks up red magician under his arm, haul
collective ass to airship, floor the accelerator, get to the
other side of the realm while dodging poison smoke
and possible fireballs from horrible mountain-sized
kaiju-like creature.

I think a "crap your pants" just did a crit proc.

damn japanese final bosses~ you get through the rest of the game no problem and then they throw the castle on you~. Haha
awesome bryan~

Friggin' awesome stuff. Nicely rendered.

Yeah... when a monster is big enough to blue-shift in the distance (you know, like watching mountains disappear into the haze of the horizon), I think then you can say you have a SMALL problem. With any luck... it's got crappy aim, being so damned big.

oh come on! the choice is obvious!

> Inventory
Use barbecue sauce
Select targets: Group.

Flee!!! while monsters is eatting!

Remember, its not that you ran away like a coward, its to make sure the people with you don't survive to tell anyone what you did!

I~ like it! <giggles>

>INVENTORY
-Indigestion Pills
---->ION CANNON TARGETER
-IR Scanner

Ironman's got that Proton Canon he pulls out for just such ocasions!

-B!

Hey, whatever works, lol.