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Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 900 x 1000px
File Size 459.9 kB
Indeed it is. So what's the million dollar answer, or are we to speculate? If we're speculating; I'd say she really has to go to the bathroom and those guys won't leave. It was Taco Bell time last night, and holding it in...could be lethal. I know, I saw a dude totally turn inside out and catch on fire one time.
"So here I was, fearing for my life because I picked something up off the ground; And the guards draw their swords and try to take my cute furry butt to jail. I said I didn't want to go, and they start swinging their swords at me. So I ran into the nearby forest, hoping they'd stop chasing me. I was wrong, so very wrong. So they got this huge guy, Sir Bearington; to join in on this 'Hunt'. So now I'm hiding behind this tree, close to peeing my tights because I'm thinking I'm gonna die. I take this old rusty sword, tears streaming from my eyes; and steel myself for a last fight."
"So, what happened next?"
"I jump out from behind the tree, and I shout a battle cry that sounded more like 'I dun wanna die'. Next thing I hear is a loud shout from my left, and these guards and that giant guy is flying through the air like a gust of wind pushed them off a cliff. Then this guy comes running straight past me, and starts beating the hell out of the guards. I take that as my chance to run like hell. I didn't stop running until I was two towns away from where that all happened. Got a job helping out at the market, and serving mead and ale at this tavern here. Sorry about wasting your time about it, though..."
"Nah, It's fine. A good story to mull over in my head in my travels. And while I'm at it, here's a tip."
*500 Gold removed from Inventory*
"This is a lot of gold for a tip. Why the generosity?"
"Well, after speaking with some crazy old men on top of a mountain, I was traveling when I heard a commotion from the nearby town. I remembered that they tossed me in the jail for accidentally attacking a guard trying to kill some bandits. So I followed them out in the woods, shouted with all my might, and ran in and kicked their ass. I was wondering what happened to that beautiful lass I had just saved from her demise, but she ran before I could give her some loot I had gotten from them."
"That was you? You saved my life!?"
"I have no Idea what you're talking about. I was helping people at the time to buy a plot of land to build a home. Which looks very nice now."
"But you-"
"Here, you should come visit sometime. Might even teach you a thing or two about swordplay"
*Map Marker Added"
The strange man walks out the door, leaving a very confused and grateful vixen holding a bag of gold and a Map.
"So, what happened next?"
"I jump out from behind the tree, and I shout a battle cry that sounded more like 'I dun wanna die'. Next thing I hear is a loud shout from my left, and these guards and that giant guy is flying through the air like a gust of wind pushed them off a cliff. Then this guy comes running straight past me, and starts beating the hell out of the guards. I take that as my chance to run like hell. I didn't stop running until I was two towns away from where that all happened. Got a job helping out at the market, and serving mead and ale at this tavern here. Sorry about wasting your time about it, though..."
"Nah, It's fine. A good story to mull over in my head in my travels. And while I'm at it, here's a tip."
*500 Gold removed from Inventory*
"This is a lot of gold for a tip. Why the generosity?"
"Well, after speaking with some crazy old men on top of a mountain, I was traveling when I heard a commotion from the nearby town. I remembered that they tossed me in the jail for accidentally attacking a guard trying to kill some bandits. So I followed them out in the woods, shouted with all my might, and ran in and kicked their ass. I was wondering what happened to that beautiful lass I had just saved from her demise, but she ran before I could give her some loot I had gotten from them."
"That was you? You saved my life!?"
"I have no Idea what you're talking about. I was helping people at the time to buy a plot of land to build a home. Which looks very nice now."
"But you-"
"Here, you should come visit sometime. Might even teach you a thing or two about swordplay"
*Map Marker Added"
The strange man walks out the door, leaving a very confused and grateful vixen holding a bag of gold and a Map.
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