A little something I wrote for an English assignment in school about a year ago (as I recall, I completely missed the point of the assignment, but my teacher liked it anyway). Not really a furry story or anything (change a couple words and I could get it like, though), just a little something I enjoyed writing and am proud of, and something that usually makes whoever I show it too smile at least a little bit.

It should be noted that the best way to picture this story would be as if it were being narrated for a skit in Monty Python (I always have John Cleese as the speaker, but you can pick any Python).

Enjoy.